FMF - Pearly Squirrely's First Game Edition

• Beep! and her adorable signs
• The return of CHERISH (our favorite Hot Momma)!
• Danielle's mad dance skillz
• Shawn's booty shakin'
• Rivers Cuomo
• Stephane and AG attempting to explain 'twerking' 
• David's Fan Club distracting him from his Reffing duties
• Mike Marshall's superior kickballing
• Our ridiculous excitement EVERY TIME WE SCORED

Fav Mems Friday

• When I caught a ball
• Shawn's dodges, throws, and cheers- so much jumping and midriff showing!
• When Danielle accidentally held hands with that guy
• When the other guy scared Danielle w/ his dancing
• "I can get you some money"
• The whole ice luge scene
• Shane crawling under the couch
• "Is this reggaeton?"
• Justin and Ryan coming back to the bar around 1:30 am
• Not-Lianne

MEMZ

- Even though I missed the game and didn't actually see them, Shawn's booty shorts
- Danielle's dance party. I love watching that girl move it
- When Evan told me I look like Fall
- The Beer Fairy (Beer Santa?)
- When Shane shared his Jello shot with me
- Justin's breakdancing, always
- Closing out Botanica with Ryan and Div

FMF

- Jeah-ing with Shan-ay
- Little lady Parness!
- Grumpy's appearance on the opposing team
- Ending two innings via mercy rule (in our favor!) And winning!
- Saleswoman Danielle - she represents her company so well.
- When Shawn got hit on by a girl.
- Divya's soft soft skin
- Danny Dance Party.

Places I would rather Occupy than Wall St

I would rather occupy:

-Aces and Eights
-Boss Tweeds
-Court B
-Rachel and Danielle's apt
-The 13th Step
-Arrow Bar
-F#@& Camp!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mems!

Best mems:

- Hearing Rachel's story this morning
- Being challenged in flip cup by some other having all of us flip our ish before their first person flipped their ish
- I love hanging out with Shane
- Rachel's text back from DJ Action
- David
- Danielle continually showing us the hole in her jeggings
- Divya and Kristy one on one time and hauling ass on Mamoun's
- Evan's shorts

It's.... Friday....

things that have happened:

1. Kristy sent me a picture of the rubber band ball she is making at work.

2. work work work

3. fasting tonight - and dehydrated from last night. super.

4. took ibuprofen on an empty stomach for the 4th time in 3 days. genius.

5. Shanay told me last night he likes looking down my shirt. Creep.

6. I was too scared to talk to DJ Action.

7. I convinced Molly to buy a pitcher.

8. Cold cheesy tots. Vomit in my mouth right now.

9. Crying to Tan Dan Karaoke Man that I lost my keys and my roommate Danielle is out of town and I had no way to get into my apt. Then Kristy found them where I told her I left them in my bag.

How 'bout 'dem apples?

WOLWSB goes apple picking, as photographed by a tree.

FMF

I haven't done one of these in ages!

- the Sharks vs. Jets rumble that happened on the court
- the look on Danielle's face when the girl came and took the second cheesy tot
- being within talking distance of DJ action
- surprise Zack Attack!
- Kristy shouting for me to "take it off" during Pour Some Sugar on Me

such love

um

i arm wrestled last night. ummm, whaaaaaaattttt?

Email from Danielle

where are you???? you not on gchat is like court b without david :(

Favorite memory MONDAY

Eating lunch with Boozers!!! On a Monday! In Bryant Park!

Oprah showed up.

Note to our bosses: cups were not flipped.

Mavorite Femory

When Danielle realized the boy standing next to me playing flip cup had the same dentist as me. Weird. We also both had Mrs. Schwartz for Kindergarten. My world just got smaller.

When Josh pleaded Stephane to not allow him to get two slices of plain pizza again, because no matter how much he'll say he wants it, what he REALLY REALLY wants is an eggplant parm sub. This could cause drama next week.

And finally: Getting my KELLY GREEN shirt! Such a beautiful, beautiful color!

Danielle likes to spell

you WISH you lived with us!

me: burned my mouth on the pizza last night

Danielle: eeks sorry

that was good pizza

did you sign up for that field day thing yet?

with nycssc

me: not yet but i will

Danielle: ok me too

i'm ganna do it on sunday

we better remember our sunscreen that day

i don't want another lewstock situation in the woods

me: hell no, we wont burn

Danielle: hell no we won't go

what are you plans this weekedn?

me: well my roommate is going to a dance show tonight bc she was on the team at fit, so im going to my friends bday thing

Danielle: lol

you're make me laugh

i meant you

sorry for the trpo

i mean typo

i know you're sensitive to those things even in your fragile hungover state

i guess you can't use this as a status cuz there are too many typo's.

i apologize for any inconvenience.

i'm bored

not really, just procrastinating

me: am i bia?

Danielle: haha

jew kmow it

know

i'm typing with one hand

me: what are you doing with the other?

Danielle: holding my sandwich

me: do i want to know?

oh

that reminds me of alanis morissette

Danielle: i got one hang on my key board and they other one is holding a sandwich

sing it

sounds good, right?

me: i can't sing out loud right now, but it sounds good in my head

Danielle: i sang it in my head too

The verdict is in

You have been selcted by a jury of your peers to be the MVP of WOLWSB!!!> <---like my lawyer talk?
The parties hereby irrevocably and unconditionally waive, to thefullest extent permitted by applicable law, any right that they mayhave to trial by jury of any claim or cause of action, or in any legalproceeding, directly or indirectly based upon or arising out of thisagreement.

I feel it's my moral obligation to let you know I was talking to Danielle> earlier and she told me you didn't deserve to be MVP! What do you have to> say about that?
Bitch.

Well I think you do deserve it! How does it feel to be the MVP of a kickball team that has yet to win a game?
The only thing better than winning the Special Olympics is ice cream.

I should tell you that I was talking to Rick earlier and he told me that> your shorts sucked because they didn't have sharks on them. Harsh I know. If you could have any animal on your shorts, what animal would it be?
Danielle.

Rachel just told me that you put on a whole bottle of axe body spray before> every game. Do you object?
Common misconception. What Rachel's really smelling/tasting is 100%pure JBC musk. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.


The Yankees are to winning as the Mets are to_____?
Jason's a Mets fan and has always looked to model his legal careerafter Gloria Allred, so she's most qualified to fill in this blank.Cue this video to 1:53 for my visual response:
http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=c768a07d-3b51-4591-963e-3966a27b39b9

Faye just told me that you get your hair professionaly done before every game. Guilty or innocent?
hahahahahahah. Innocent but barely. I get my hair cut every twoweeks from an Italian barber I've been going to since before most ofyou were born. Inexplicably, he calls me, and I answer to, "Sean."

So exactly how many hours a day do you practice blue steel?
How am I supposed to practice blue steel if I can't turn left? Butseriously, six or seven's pretty normal for an average weekday.

I know you drink beer out of a pitcher. Is that what you drink orange mocha frapachinos out of too?
About a year ago, Stephane and I were drinking superpitchers at the(tragically) now-closed Cosmic Cantina at one of their outdoor tables. Some dude spotted me from across the street, started screaming "BenStiller!" and asked me for my autograph. After failed attempts toconvince him otherwise, I signed a napkin and made it out to hisnephew with love. I don't see the resemblance in the least.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_pEdeq-nOc

favorite memory friziday

Cab ride to the bar

Evan: Screw the royal family... I took the subway to my wedding!
Danielle (in all seriousness): I haven't had a wedding yet.... sigh

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superbowl is here

who is playing? ha, dunno!

lie.  i know. chips, salsa!