the ole' 1 3

Can't wait to get our
13th step on. Whoo hoo yea.
There are tots to eat

Tots and cheese are good
we'll claim that beer pong table
and sink cups Thursday.

Tuesday Rhyme day

There is nothing in this world I would rather kick then a big red ball
There is not tea I would rather be part of then WOLWSB....the best of them all
There is no league better then NYCSSC
There is no place I would rather play than Court B

Candy

I have consumed so much candy today
I had it for lunch and that is OK.
Gummy bears are full of vitamin C.
And when I eat them I am filled with glee.
Milk is gross and I do not like.
I really really love that bike (see below).
I am bored here at work.
And lied so I didn’t have to go to a meeting because I’m a jerk.
I’d rather sit here and spew some lines.
And listen to my youtube playlist 20 million times.

B's on the C

Nick should stop putting his B's on his C because he might get pink eye.
If he gets pink eye he will never come out.
Oh wait....he doesnt anyway.


Nick should stop putting his B's on his C because his chin will smell.
If his chin smells no one will like him.


Nick should stop putting his B's on his C because he can't play volley ball liek that.
Maybe he can play kickball like that.

Nick should stop putting his B's on his C because poppas don't do that.

Squawk Squawk

Hey Josh I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Boy you know you've been hungry such a long long time
(such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's dinner time and my heart is open
wide
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's a chicken in a box

OH!

Kickball is like golf no?
A negative score is the way to go
If so I'll have you know
WOLWB is ahead of the show
-50 is our sco (re)
So watch out because we're coming for yo(u)
Hope you get with the down low.
Let it snow let it snow let it snow.

Can I get a little salt around that rim rim rim?

Is it Thursday yet?

Margarita at lunch. yes.

When is it Thursday?

Love the purple shirt.

Looks like a grape. Yum yum yum.

Feel good in purple.

poemy

New phone tomorrow!
Unless it snows!
And then away my mail goes.
And no phone for one day more.
And my life will be a bore.
But nothing this week can bring me down.
Cause Cherish gets to wear a wedding gown!

haikuzers for some boozers

i got an email
that said no matter what we're
open for business

that is bullshit, right?
snow days rule the school, brosef
i win snowball fights

hot chocolate is rad
hot chocolate with friends, rad(er)
lots of marshmallows

marshmallows, no e?
what fool came up with english?
phonetically

snowku

come on, let's go snow!
good thing soccer is indors
heliconia!

This picture speaks a thousand words...

and is therefore my poem for today!

ball kick. ballon kick. evan. danielle. jason is a badass. day glow pink! beer. garden. beer garden. ow. WOLWSB.

Renaissance poem

Once upon a time there was a group of ladies and lords
Who loved a sport that didn't involve swords.
They loved to kick balls with their feet so high and mighty.
They kicked to their heart's desire, weather they kicked lefty or they kicked righty.
This valient group was known to lands near and far.
For they were awesome on the court but more awesome at the bar.
Word of this lot traveled from one village to the next.
So praise for this group all did bequest.
Every king, every queen, every peasant, every serf.
Knew it was glory this group did deserve.
This team of kickery is worthy of a token and we shall
Give them the gift of free chalices and free ale.
This team was brave and fought to win, fought to lose.
This team because known as Win or Lose We Still Booze.
Held in high regard they were true and fair.
And royal flowing capes they did wear.
Their locks were golden (some of them) and their heads they held high.
And time after time they held shots of tequilla to the sky.
They would cheers to chilvary and they would cheers to the merry.
They drank till their bellies were full of ale and sherry.

haikuzers for some boozers

Call people all day
I’m only getting voicemail
This is so painful

Two more days til Thurs.
I must hold out until then
Two fucking long days

Had chick sal again
Some white cheddar popcorn, yum
Ginger ale to drink

We’s champs – ho ho ho!
Tis the season for our win,
League or bar champs, yeah!

Poeku, sha-shmo-ku
Tuesday, sha-la-la-shmooze-day
Poeku Tuesday, word!

Missed it last week, whoops!
Never again, neva eva!
I need it like crack.

really? scantrons?

This is not going to be a fun week for me
I start class again and it's way to early
I wish I could just quit and never go back
But for that my 'rents would give me major flack
School is boring and lame and just plain sucks
I could almost put up with it but
I have class on Thursday nights this time
And this dumb class doesn't get out until 9
so from the hours of 6 to 9 pm
I will be fidgeting and wait till when
I can leap out of my seat and onto the F train
And start to party and not use my brain
All these PSAs tell me not to drop out
But I don't understand what grad school's about
I already earned a degree shouldn't that be plenty
I shouldn't have to buy a scantron at the age of 20 (+5)
I wish I could just play kickball and do nothing more
I don't think that would ever be a bore
No more essays. No more test.
No more professors in knitted holiday vests.
Just foul balls and flip cup and just letting loose!
And living my days with win or lose we still booze.

haikuzers for some boozers

You know what they say
Early poeku gets the worm
Worms are gross to eat

Why do birds eat worms?
Small menu in bird landville
Flying must rule, though

Well, who else can fly?
People with capes can fly too!
And kick balls so good!

What if we win it?
Bar champs and field champs, I mean
History books, yeah!

We undefeated
Wee rhymes with fee, so eat it
13th Step sliders!

Cue: I love burgers
I also like good tacos
I eat pizza too

Might grab a bagel
Bagel gives me energy
(to) Run around bases

Thursday, where art thou?
Oh, there you are, in two days
See you later, bro!

Po po poeku

at home sick today
i will still wrote a poeku
i slept until 3

Poekupalooza

Tuesdays are so tough
Two more whole days till Thursday
Just want to kick balls

Damn you freakin rain
DANG! Ultimate got shut down
Princess pink shirt! Yes!

Win or lose we still
booze booze booze booze booze booze booze
And then booze some more

Let's go Mountaineers
I love West Virginia U
Big East champs. What up? (that was for you, Nanny)

Rick is Hardcore. Yes.
We shall call him, Hardcore Rick
Rick! Rick! Let's go Rick!

I really love pink.
And avacados and gum
and books and puzzles.

I like writting these
More then I like my job duh.
Weekend at Bernie's.

Almost time for lunch.
What am I going to get.
Maybe a salad.

I title these Haikus Aaron

Aaron is frightened
He can read all our e mails
Please don't hate us. Thanks.

with out e mail chain
We flood your in box too much
Just another day.

I love unicorns
and flowers and rainbows
I love glitter glue.

I Haiku too

socks and cape in bag
ipod soon blares boy band song
make it thursday now

a haiku snack

new team members rock
we will be champs, bar or game
most likely bar though