the ole' 1 3

Can't wait to get our
13th step on. Whoo hoo yea.
There are tots to eat

Tots and cheese are good
we'll claim that beer pong table
and sink cups Thursday.

Poeku

I just had some fucking pizza with some meat on it.
It was the shit.
I want another slice, but I am nervous that I will vomit.
How do you feel?

Now I have pizza breath and it makes me happy and sad.
I won't breath heavy.
Pizza is a genius idea, I should have come up with it myself.
What will I eat later?

Crappy weather makes me want to punch Sam Champion.
What a douche.
Your uber-blonde hair is questionable, so painful to look at.
Who is cooler than Pat Kiernan?

Look Ma, I'm Poeku'ing

For my first foray into poetry-blogging,
Hopefully I won't recieve a flogging.
But I just can't contain my love for my team,
Whom I love just as much as Boston Cream [donuts].

I wish it was Thursday today, right now,
So we could kick balls and make them go POW.
Instead I'm here at my desk late at work,
Dealing with agents who are being jerk[s].

But it's ok,
Because tomorrow's Wednesday.
And we know what day the day after that be,
It's Thursday, the day of WOLWSB!

[drops mic]

A weekend that lasted a million days

It's poeku Tuesday and it's really been a while
Since I've made a real attempt at a a poem that has some style
So this Tuesday I will tell you all a story
About a weekend that was oh so glory (ous).
It started on Friday night, as most weekends do.
And Lianne, Rachel and I just knew
That tonight was gonna be a good night
And we were totes right.
We were all over the place but the best part
We did karaoke with a French guy and tore the room apart
We got cheese fries at 7A
And then had a sleep over yayyyyyyyyyyy
The next morning called for a lot of, "What the hell did we do last night?"
And ess-a bagels were pretty tight (fact: we all have the same order).
People watching, sushi, and large beers were the next day
But the best part was seeing Faye!
Parents, pastrami, and matzoh ball soup...swoon.
that sums up my Sunday afternoon.
Most importantly there was skee ball, karaoke and a WVU win!!!
Let's go Mountaineers....I love West Virgin(ia).
(I should note that Rachel and Lianne still had not left each other's side. They went to Jersey for the day).
Monday we had a pool party planned at Matt's awesome pad.
Swimming, beer, and food makes me glad!!
So this weekend was basically the best ever.
I wish it would last forever and ever (i am aware this is not a rhyme).

Tuesday snoozeday

Can't you hear that boom boom boom boom it's Tuesday.
Not even close to Thursday.
boom boom boom boom got dat super bass.
Who wants to play corn hole tomorrow?
Might make Thursday come sooner!

My Majestic Return to Poeku Tuesdays

Woah, what the fuck shit?
Danny back on the blog
Cameo, right here

Unmotivated
Work is killing me, you sluts
Spotify rocks, yo

Irene was a trip
And by trip, i mean, ate drugs
stay in school, kiddies

I ate some carrots
stomach hurts, oompa loompa
eyeballs off the hook

slap a bitch, you bitch
fuck shit up, you shit fuck bitch
profanity rules

I have a beard comb
You have a small flooded home
Too soon? oh well, sucka.

Lost my sweet shades, bro
Sun will melt my corneas
Hot white gooey slime

Get out of the gut(ter)
Divya, I'm talkin' to you
Every seven secs.

Kill me now, fair peeps
Is it six o'clock yet? ughh.
Till next time - bros & hoes.

Earthquakin

The earth is quakin'
Some felt the shakin'
I bought new glasses today

Boozers ain't flakin'
Their hearts are achin'
To get to the court this Thursday and PLAY!

Tuesday Rhyme day

There is nothing in this world I would rather kick then a big red ball
There is not tea I would rather be part of then WOLWSB....the best of them all
There is no league better then NYCSSC
There is no place I would rather play than Court B

A conversation in poetry

Jason: i have a haiku for you

i miss rachel, now

what is she up to these days

i hope she's happy

Rachel: jason likes to run

i hope he's never injured

run run jason, RUN!

Jason:

Kickballing, kicks butt

not on the field, in the bar

full cup flip cup, yay!

Jason:

Drinking games can be fun
when you want to drink beer by the ton
i love to play beer pong
when i've been drinking long
but for my money flip cup's number one.

Rachel: there once was a team called wolwsb / scoring runs wasn't their forte / but at the bar, when beer wasn't far / they'd be flipping cups like fully monty

Jason: i want a puppy

Rachel: as long as it is fluffy

Jason: but i cant keep one

Jason: tuesday is okay

Rachel: only 'cause im a poet

Jason: still love thursdays more

poeku from my bed

its poeku Tuesday
in bed already. don't laugh!
neck hurts, need thursday

Candy

I have consumed so much candy today
I had it for lunch and that is OK.
Gummy bears are full of vitamin C.
And when I eat them I am filled with glee.
Milk is gross and I do not like.
I really really love that bike (see below).
I am bored here at work.
And lied so I didn’t have to go to a meeting because I’m a jerk.
I’d rather sit here and spew some lines.
And listen to my youtube playlist 20 million times.

Webster's poeku

Today's Poeku comes in the form of definitions via Urban Dictionary:

kickball
-Kickball is a game of passion, of tears, of blood. It is the single greatest game ever conceived, besting even that of a good game of dodgeball. Technically kickball isn't a game of tears and blood, but a good game is marked by the presence of these two elements (as well as a correctly sized (approx. 10") Red Rubber Ball).

-Kickball, like "diaper" is one of those words that SHOULD become slightly embarrassing when paired with "adult". Something you'd rather not exhibit in public. (not true)

-The mad illest game takin' over the whole east coast.


bitcher
-An increasingly more common typo of the word "butcher".


camp
-that which you cannot help but miss; a place which is incomprehensible to anyone else but those who have gone there.

slosh ball
Slosh ball is the act of getting very drunk and then play a game such as kick ball.

A guest poeku

In honor of Poeku Tuesday, I bring you this poem by Corey of the Third Grade:

I like kickball,
It is fun.
I like to kick,
But not to run.

I like when Andrew's on my team.
We always get home runs.
We try not to be so mean.
We play until we're done.

I wonder if he's boozing on Thursday.

B's on the C

Nick should stop putting his B's on his C because he might get pink eye.
If he gets pink eye he will never come out.
Oh wait....he doesnt anyway.


Nick should stop putting his B's on his C because his chin will smell.
If his chin smells no one will like him.


Nick should stop putting his B's on his C because he can't play volley ball liek that.
Maybe he can play kickball like that.

Nick should stop putting his B's on his C because poppas don't do that.

last game poeku

bye bye spring kball
hello summer! bring sun please!
not over yet b's

Squawk Squawk

Hey Josh I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Boy you know you've been hungry such a long long time
(such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's dinner time and my heart is open
wide
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's a chicken in a box

OH!

Kickball is like golf no?
A negative score is the way to go
If so I'll have you know
WOLWB is ahead of the show
-50 is our sco (re)
So watch out because we're coming for yo(u)
Hope you get with the down low.
Let it snow let it snow let it snow.

A day late...a buck short

I missed poeku Tuesday so let's pretend it's still Tuesday!

My arms are sore
I'll tell you why
Diva had some arm exercises
and I needed to try

So when I drop a ball
at our next game
It's Diva who will
bow her head in shame

Went shopping with Jason
and it was fun
except I wanted to
yell at everyone

Too many tourists
who just don't know
how to walk normally
They are so slow

Sometimes I wish
I could play kickball every day
So I signed us up for
Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday! <----lie. Just Thursday.

passover poeku tuesday

today, i eat no bread
tomorrow, i eat no bread
i'll break it with beer

sixty five degrees

sixty five degrees
the temp for thursday, that is
jump and shout "wahoo!"