FMF - Pearly Squirrely's First Game Edition

• Beep! and her adorable signs
• The return of CHERISH (our favorite Hot Momma)!
• Danielle's mad dance skillz
• Shawn's booty shakin'
• Rivers Cuomo
• Stephane and AG attempting to explain 'twerking' 
• David's Fan Club distracting him from his Reffing duties
• Mike Marshall's superior kickballing
• Our ridiculous excitement EVERY TIME WE SCORED

Fav Mems Friday

• When I caught a ball
• Shawn's dodges, throws, and cheers- so much jumping and midriff showing!
• When Danielle accidentally held hands with that guy
• When the other guy scared Danielle w/ his dancing
• "I can get you some money"
• The whole ice luge scene
• Shane crawling under the couch
• "Is this reggaeton?"
• Justin and Ryan coming back to the bar around 1:30 am
• Not-Lianne

Fave Mem Friday!

• WINNING!
• Girls beating boys.
• Justin being referred to by the refs as The Gay Cowboy
• Birthday Ice Luge Shots with Shane!
• Popping Shawn’s motorboat cherry
• “Feel my pulse! My heart’s beating so fast! I’m just SO EXCITED!”
• Evan’s red pants
• Lianne’s expert Luge-Master abilities
• Ryan cheating on Survivor. Every time. And no one ever noticing.
• Kristy’s sequin fanny pack
• Drunk Shane!!!

FMF (and my first ever post!)

I love Favorite Memory Fridays. I do not love Hangover Fridays.

•  Shawn’s judgie-ness
•  Evan being so glad he’s married
•  Career = Korea
•  "Sometimes, I unlike your pictures of Pearl, just so I can go back and like them again."
•  Evan: “GUESS WHAT?! We can have sex!”
   Me: “Uh…”
•  AG’s awesome accent
•  Shane wearing the wrong shirt
•  Captain K's short shorts
•  Divya’s going out/cleaning the house shirt story
•  Shawn’s judgie-ness Part 2
•  “Ahhh you friends with haaaa?”
•  “Is this like that time Lianne said gay guys are the worst?”
    “That never happened!”
•  Ice cube inappropriateness
•  Best, Joe admitting that he automatically deletes any email he gets from me
•  Darnell: “Oh! Shawn – I didn’t recognize you cause I can’t see your penis.”
•  Our 12 person Beer Pong Team
•  AG: “You’re not allowed to come. NO! DON’T COME!”
•  “They’re all gonna have PTSD after this!”
•  Dancing man and his crazy side-arm throw
•  “SEE YA!”

FMF

- Everyone playing so well that we WON!
- I caught balls!
- Being at the center of the huddle and having the honor of bestowing the title of MVP on Shane
- Shawn's fancy jumps in his fancy shorts
- Learning more about Beer Santa
- I think we told someone we would write about them on the blog but now I don't remember who or why?
- When Divya told that dude that I recognized him at the movie theater and he said he was creeped out
- Ryan and Divya teaching me how to properly do squats...my thighs are burnin today

FMF! My first post! woohoo!

• WINNING
• "I'm sorry, it's just the most compact way to jump!" -Shawn
• "Are you wearing nailpolish?"- Me ""No, it's just a top coat...so I can blind the other teams"- Shawn
• Ryan's matrix dodgie move
• Evan being "the concussion guy"
• Chanting on the sidewalk
• Beer Santa being even more amazing
• New friends with a fantastic mutual disliking...
• Dancey man
• Hard hat action...
• My awesome playlist!

Favorite Mems

It's fav mem fri!


- #winning
- Shawn jumping
- "you have a manicure"
"no it's just top coat. It distracts the other team"
- Lianne in the middle of the cheer circle
- Shane Shane Shane
- Dirty talk with MM

MEMZ

- Even though I missed the game and didn't actually see them, Shawn's booty shorts
- Danielle's dance party. I love watching that girl move it
- When Evan told me I look like Fall
- The Beer Fairy (Beer Santa?)
- When Shane shared his Jello shot with me
- Justin's breakdancing, always
- Closing out Botanica with Ryan and Div

Favorite Memory Wednesday?

- Playing outfield against the refs, and therefore getting the best kickball-workout of my career
- Amy G's assist!
- When Kristy and Divya effectively burped me like an infant
- Seeing the pleasure Divya received from Heather's head massage
- Happy Diwali!
- Amy W's polka dots
- Evan's butt. I think the refs liked it too.
- Heather telling the Libation people to turn the lights down, repeatedly.
- Spending work today rediscovering the blog


DISLIKES:
- No more kickball until the Spring!

FMF

- Jeah-ing with Shan-ay
- Little lady Parness!
- Grumpy's appearance on the opposing team
- Ending two innings via mercy rule (in our favor!) And winning!
- Saleswoman Danielle - she represents her company so well.
- When Shawn got hit on by a girl.
- Divya's soft soft skin
- Danny Dance Party.

faaavorite memory friday

Waking up this morning to find Steve's Timberlands on my floor.

Steve getting removed from the field

WINNING!!!!!!

Favorite memory time

•  When David asked me who I love more, Notorious BIG or DJ Action
• Doing a vodka shot with Evan at midnight for his birthday. Let me rephrase - Evan ordering 2 vodka shots, pouring half my shot into his shot glass, and then finishing what I left behind!
• HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVAN!!!

FMF - david david david

I second all of the below...

And I just have to add it one more time... DAVID!

It's not possible to love a team any more than I do!

Oh, also we're over 20k views! When did that happen?!

Fav Memz REMIXXX

Favorite Memories from....


Thursday: Australian dude telling Danielle she'd make a great mom.

Friday: The Boss Tweeds photobooth. Also, Rachel's face plant on Houston (obv).

Saturday: Afternoon waffles.

Sunday: Watching Jason kill it in the Marathon! And Molly's family.


Every weekend should be so full of Boozers.

Belated FMF

I have very many favorite memories from last week's Halloween celebrations, but only one is really necessary...

- Explicitly tweeting at DJ Action.

Memories in my shark costume

I have so many favorite memories from last night. Where to begin?

-I really liked when shane and I had private time time my shark costume
-I really liked when some guy told me he would gladly give me $100 for my shark costume…then told me I looked good in it
-I liked seeing all of you sexy kids dressed up
-I liked when DJ Action freaked out when he saw himself
-I liked when Keith put his clothes back on
-I liked Sean’s victory dance
-Bohemian Rhapsody/The Dougie

FMF

Best Memories:

- Almost winning! (But then not)
- Falling.
- "I thought I was getting shot at" - Evan, when DJ Action took to his turntable and the speakers got really loud.
- Evan judging whether Shane or I has the better butt (I won).
- "Oh balls!" - Evan's exclamation when Shane used my hand to hit his balls (most of my fav mems involve Evan, naturally) (Sorry, Cherish).
- The appearance of Justin and Matt.
- Using the men's room at Pourhouse. It was frightening.

Worst Memories:

- Everyone who was missing.

It's.... Friday....

things that have happened:

1. Kristy sent me a picture of the rubber band ball she is making at work.

2. work work work

3. fasting tonight - and dehydrated from last night. super.

4. took ibuprofen on an empty stomach for the 4th time in 3 days. genius.

5. Shanay told me last night he likes looking down my shirt. Creep.

6. I was too scared to talk to DJ Action.

7. I convinced Molly to buy a pitcher.

8. Cold cheesy tots. Vomit in my mouth right now.

9. Crying to Tan Dan Karaoke Man that I lost my keys and my roommate Danielle is out of town and I had no way to get into my apt. Then Kristy found them where I told her I left them in my bag.

mems

best mems:

- Emily running the bases fowards then backwards then fowards then backwards.
- Pickle back shots!!!
- karaoke with brian!
- karaoke with Lianne!
- blind karaoke
- evan's shorts


worst mems:

- my eye

FMF

- My Surprise!!

- Doing TLC justice with Matt

- WOLWSB, the team that loses, even at the bar apparently (I am not bitter)

- Pizza bagel!