FMF - The Shane Birthday Edition

- Kristy's fanny pack
- My assist to Shawn's catch
- Winning!
- All things Ice Luge related, but especially:

1. Getting ready to pour beer down the luge for Shane and Mike, but both of them being too busy in private dance parties to Kanye, for the whole song
2. Pouring Red Bull vodkas down the luge for Beer Santa
3. Pouring a shot down the luge very slowly for Shane, who was not happy about my speed
4. Just pouring drinks down the luge in general 

- Forcing the photographer to take our pictures

- Doppelganger photo shoot

- Discovering that Diva and I gave our numbers to the same dude...ew 

- The call in the cab to Shane, who was apparently home but could not find his keys

- I love Drunk Birthday Shane

Fav Mems Friday

• When I caught a ball
• Shawn's dodges, throws, and cheers- so much jumping and midriff showing!
• When Danielle accidentally held hands with that guy
• When the other guy scared Danielle w/ his dancing
• "I can get you some money"
• The whole ice luge scene
• Shane crawling under the couch
• "Is this reggaeton?"
• Justin and Ryan coming back to the bar around 1:30 am
• Not-Lianne

Shan-eeeeeeeeeeeee B-dayyyyyyyyyyy

The scene of the crime got an ice luge just for Shane
Clearly this b-day fiesta is going to be insane
Shan-e you are the best, we love you- DUH
I just have one question- ah you friends wit hah?!?!?!

One Fav mem

Shane crop dusting the beer pong players...and Evan and my's discussion that follwed it about that one time in Village Pourhouse.

FMF

- Everyone playing so well that we WON!
- I caught balls!
- Being at the center of the huddle and having the honor of bestowing the title of MVP on Shane
- Shawn's fancy jumps in his fancy shorts
- Learning more about Beer Santa
- I think we told someone we would write about them on the blog but now I don't remember who or why?
- When Divya told that dude that I recognized him at the movie theater and he said he was creeped out
- Ryan and Divya teaching me how to properly do squats...my thighs are burnin today

Favorite Mems

It's fav mem fri!


- #winning
- Shawn jumping
- "you have a manicure"
"no it's just top coat. It distracts the other team"
- Lianne in the middle of the cheer circle
- Shane Shane Shane
- Dirty talk with MM

MEMZ

- Even though I missed the game and didn't actually see them, Shawn's booty shorts
- Danielle's dance party. I love watching that girl move it
- When Evan told me I look like Fall
- The Beer Fairy (Beer Santa?)
- When Shane shared his Jello shot with me
- Justin's breakdancing, always
- Closing out Botanica with Ryan and Div

FMF

- Jeah-ing with Shan-ay
- Little lady Parness!
- Grumpy's appearance on the opposing team
- Ending two innings via mercy rule (in our favor!) And winning!
- Saleswoman Danielle - she represents her company so well.
- When Shawn got hit on by a girl.
- Divya's soft soft skin
- Danny Dance Party.

Mems!

Best mems:

- Hearing Rachel's story this morning
- Being challenged in flip cup by some other having all of us flip our ish before their first person flipped their ish
- I love hanging out with Shane
- Rachel's text back from DJ Action
- David
- Danielle continually showing us the hole in her jeggings
- Divya and Kristy one on one time and hauling ass on Mamoun's
- Evan's shorts

musically speaking

me: my rock and roll band back in the 50's was kristy and the splendorios
Kristy: cherish and the rapps sounds the best
me: cherish and the rapp music
Kristy: shane and the O'Neil downs
emily and the jaconbs ladder
me: rachel cooper, pi
Kristy: jason and the weissman say only fools rush ins
stephane and the adams apples
me: it's mike marshall, lead singer of the barenaked ladies! http://media.canada.com/48d772b0-440b-4862-9dea-94c061d8eb0d/page.jpg

FMS

My fave mems are:

- all that buzz about dj action

- cheesy tots

- sitting in between shane and sean.

- dj action is joining WOLWSB?

Memories in my shark costume

I have so many favorite memories from last night. Where to begin?

-I really liked when shane and I had private time time my shark costume
-I really liked when some guy told me he would gladly give me $100 for my shark costume…then told me I looked good in it
-I liked seeing all of you sexy kids dressed up
-I liked when DJ Action freaked out when he saw himself
-I liked when Keith put his clothes back on
-I liked Sean’s victory dance
-Bohemian Rhapsody/The Dougie

FMF

Best Memories:

- Almost winning! (But then not)
- Falling.
- "I thought I was getting shot at" - Evan, when DJ Action took to his turntable and the speakers got really loud.
- Evan judging whether Shane or I has the better butt (I won).
- "Oh balls!" - Evan's exclamation when Shane used my hand to hit his balls (most of my fav mems involve Evan, naturally) (Sorry, Cherish).
- The appearance of Justin and Matt.
- Using the men's room at Pourhouse. It was frightening.

Worst Memories:

- Everyone who was missing.

Style Guru Evan

I just found this on my phone.

It's.... Friday....

things that have happened:

1. Kristy sent me a picture of the rubber band ball she is making at work.

2. work work work

3. fasting tonight - and dehydrated from last night. super.

4. took ibuprofen on an empty stomach for the 4th time in 3 days. genius.

5. Shanay told me last night he likes looking down my shirt. Creep.

6. I was too scared to talk to DJ Action.

7. I convinced Molly to buy a pitcher.

8. Cold cheesy tots. Vomit in my mouth right now.

9. Crying to Tan Dan Karaoke Man that I lost my keys and my roommate Danielle is out of town and I had no way to get into my apt. Then Kristy found them where I told her I left them in my bag.

How 'bout 'dem apples?

WOLWSB goes apple picking, as photographed by a tree.

dem mems

- WOLWSB sucks



- WOLWSB are not the champions



- If you let a fart out like that it's time to go home - Evan



- Singing "Time of my Life" with Lianne and dedicating it to Sha-nay and Sha-nay subsequently ignoring said dedication.



- Dr. Pepper shots!



- Danielle waving her hand in front of DJ Action's face and him ignoring it



- Evan's muscles





- WOLWSB even sucks at sucking



- Lianne losing her phone outside the bar (for the second time) and asking someone to call her. Then finding it in her bra.

mems

-Telling Shane I didn't think much of him the first two months I knew him
-Cherish texting me to say she thought the lyrics to AC/DC's Dirty Deeds is "dirty deeds and the dunder cheat"
-Going to sleep spooning Georgie, waking up hours later and she was still there
-trying to prove I was not the farter by offering people to smell my butt
-Divya and Dan the Tan Karaoke Man harmonizing
-"We even suck at sucking"
-Contemplating why DJ Action even shows up when he plays the same mix every night

Least favorite mems

I'm going to go ahead and do this..... my least favorite mems:

- when Shane admitted he has never seen the blog
- making the most awkward eye contact ever with DJ Action. It was awful.

FMF

Oh where do i begin?

- Shan-a getting hit on by a tall drink of water
- David
- KARAOKE....always
- Dance party
- Rachel getting one step closer to her DJ
- Does the sausage egg mcmuffin i devoured this morning count?
- ummm does anyone else remember the lesbian make out sesh?