Fave Mem Friday!

• WINNING!
• Girls beating boys.
• Justin being referred to by the refs as The Gay Cowboy
• Birthday Ice Luge Shots with Shane!
• Popping Shawn’s motorboat cherry
• “Feel my pulse! My heart’s beating so fast! I’m just SO EXCITED!”
• Evan’s red pants
• Lianne’s expert Luge-Master abilities
• Ryan cheating on Survivor. Every time. And no one ever noticing.
• Kristy’s sequin fanny pack
• Drunk Shane!!!

Who wears short shorts?!

FMF (and my first ever post!)

I love Favorite Memory Fridays. I do not love Hangover Fridays.

•  Shawn’s judgie-ness
•  Evan being so glad he’s married
•  Career = Korea
•  "Sometimes, I unlike your pictures of Pearl, just so I can go back and like them again."
•  Evan: “GUESS WHAT?! We can have sex!”
   Me: “Uh…”
•  AG’s awesome accent
•  Shane wearing the wrong shirt
•  Captain K's short shorts
•  Divya’s going out/cleaning the house shirt story
•  Shawn’s judgie-ness Part 2
•  “Ahhh you friends with haaaa?”
•  “Is this like that time Lianne said gay guys are the worst?”
    “That never happened!”
•  Ice cube inappropriateness
•  Best, Joe admitting that he automatically deletes any email he gets from me
•  Darnell: “Oh! Shawn – I didn’t recognize you cause I can’t see your penis.”
•  Our 12 person Beer Pong Team
•  AG: “You’re not allowed to come. NO! DON’T COME!”
•  “They’re all gonna have PTSD after this!”
•  Dancing man and his crazy side-arm throw
•  “SEE YA!”

Favorite Memory Wednesday?

- Playing outfield against the refs, and therefore getting the best kickball-workout of my career
- Amy G's assist!
- When Kristy and Divya effectively burped me like an infant
- Seeing the pleasure Divya received from Heather's head massage
- Happy Diwali!
- Amy W's polka dots
- Evan's butt. I think the refs liked it too.
- Heather telling the Libation people to turn the lights down, repeatedly.
- Spending work today rediscovering the blog


DISLIKES:
- No more kickball until the Spring!

MEMZZ

1. Playing flip cup next to DAVID.
- We scored!
- Agent Orange watch
- Evan's ensemble, always 
- Holding hands with Kristy across the flip cup table
- Holding hands with Divya (on the dance floor?)
- Dance party - especially the Spice Girls part

It's.... Friday....

things that have happened:

1. Kristy sent me a picture of the rubber band ball she is making at work.

2. work work work

3. fasting tonight - and dehydrated from last night. super.

4. took ibuprofen on an empty stomach for the 4th time in 3 days. genius.

5. Shanay told me last night he likes looking down my shirt. Creep.

6. I was too scared to talk to DJ Action.

7. I convinced Molly to buy a pitcher.

8. Cold cheesy tots. Vomit in my mouth right now.

9. Crying to Tan Dan Karaoke Man that I lost my keys and my roommate Danielle is out of town and I had no way to get into my apt. Then Kristy found them where I told her I left them in my bag.

FMF

- Evan's beautiful sign
- Danielle debating how to tell DJ Action she liked his haircut
- Rachel trying to read Matt's name tag (which said Rachel Cooper)
- Seeing a commercial for Star Wars
- HOT DOGS
- Having the Time of My Life with Kristy. Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
- Losing my phone (again) and the man cleaning up telling me to be more careful because I lost it 5 minutes before.

- Making Game Coordinator Nick sing with me

- Karaoke Dan. Always and forever.

fave mems of last night

1. Divya totally ruining my game. She told me to ask DJ Action to play Black and Yellow, and when I approached him to request it, turns out it had already played 2 songs before. Actually, that's my worst memory of last night. Thanks, Diva!

2. Tequila shots with Papa Nick. Kristy had to finish mine for me - I'm out of practice!

3. "singing" Bawitaba, or rather trying to catch up to the words on the screen. That was tough.

4. FRANKIE!

5. Our double header. Yeah right.

6. Game coordinator Nick. We're BFF.

"she's so lucky. she's a star..."

can you guess who i'm talking about?!  NOOO, it's not my girl BritBrit, it's KRISTY!!!!! action weekly named our very own captain, STAR OF THE WEEK!! check it out here!

mem'ries gov'na

- changing Cherish's FB status to "I love Evan and his hot ween"
- Kristy, period.
- Sharing a cab with a nice indian boy, doing massive amounts of blow
- Cherish being told by some dude "you're better looking than him" - You can ask her how she responded to this suitor

I spy with my little eye...

There are two boozers in this pic cha....where are they??

Kristy's New Wheels

(Originally found here)

Favorite memory time

Rick's drunken email and subsequent belting of "I will remember you...." with Kristy.

Also, convincing some guy on Saved by the Balls (?) that he won bar champs. I was wrong.

Lunch, bugs, and turtles

Where were you at 7:45 on the night of April, 14 2011?

I don't remember, but I'm going to guess that I was either playing kickball or talking to Molly. Those two things take up 90% of my time.

What exactly were you doing?

I'm going to have to plead the fifth on this one. You caught a lot of balls at last week's game helping you gain this MVP status.

Do you think what you ate for lunch helped?

Absolutely. A good diet can really give you the explosive bursts of energy that it takes to win, while a bad one can have you feeling gassed after a long day of work.

What did you eat for lunch on the day of April, 14 2011?

A salad, with carrots, cucumbers, cut shredded cheese, cut diced tomatoes, hard boiled eggs, and vinaigrette dressing.

Do you understand where I'm going with this?

Nope, no clue. Is there some sort of secret that I don't know? When are you going to drop the bomb?

Where are you right now?

In bed, watching the Rangers-Capitals game (Let's Go Rangers!).

You are captain Kristy's neighbor. How do you feel about that?

Amazing. She's a multifaceted individual, and you don't really know her until you've grabbed an evening drink at a bar with her, bumped into her at the gym, or see her play Super Mario Bros. 3.

You wore a ton of NYCSSC shits last week..all at one time. Which one is your favorite and why?

I've got two that are tied for my favorite. Black, because that was my first real NYCSSC team, Back in Black: Sex Panthers by Odeon. I was the captain and even though we didn't make the playoffs, we somehow came in second place. I also love light green because it was from my first kickball team, lushes, which was a poorly-named precursor to WOLWSB.

Do you like turtles?

Only if they're teenage and mutant. Donatello was my favorite, and he also happened to wear purple. Coincidence? Maybe.

Do you like Court B?

I'll answer your question with another question. How could I not?

Do you like bugs?

Depends on the bug, but generally no. Here are some bugs that I do like: lady bug, firefly, the tick (animated, live action, and comic book), the praying mantis from Kung Fu Panda, and Jiminy Cricket.

Which seat should I take?

That's a personal decision. I'm sure you'll have fun fun fun fun either way.

Fav Memory Friday

my favorite memory from last night was when kristy taught me how to dougie!

peanut butta time

check this out boozers! lots of ideas for peanut butter awesomeness.  kristy got the ball rolling last week with AWESOMELY tasting peanut butter fudge things.  what will we be eating this week?!

heliwhat? heliwho?

our favorite blog Action Weekly featured our very own captain Kristy today!  thanks for the shout out guys! we love you even if you do pick weird color names that don't make any sense to us or the world :)

Kickball is just around the corner...

Like our diligent Kaptain Kristy (I think she should wear a hat), I checked the team list for next season, and guess who's NOT there....

KFK.

This can only mean one thing: WOLWSB has a STRONG chance of winning playoffs (we already know we're bar champs).

Let's practice kickin those balls and running the bases!!!

PS- WOLWSB Girls Club is 3-1 in soccer right now and in THIRD PLACE!!! Don't you boys just miss our winning skills??

the secret to wearing stripes

happy monday blogosphere!

check out action weekly's ask a ref question today from our very own KRISTY!! rachel makes a cameo as well! great question kristy!

poeku hoeku

since i've missed poeku tuesday way too many times, here are few to make up for it!

poeku tuesday, here you are!
i've been waiting for you in my car
that's actually not true, i don't own a car
umm when are we going to the bar?

glitter on my nails
captain kristy would love them
i love nail polish

kickball is over
what to do now, we don't know
let's keep drinking beer