FMS

My fave mems are:

- all that buzz about dj action

- cheesy tots

- sitting in between shane and sean.

- dj action is joining WOLWSB?

Today is Friday

My favorite memories are:

- Lady FaFa trying to teach everyone a new dance
- Instructing Divya how to douglas
- and this conversation

boy: what team are you?
moi: WOLWSB
boy: the blog people?
moi: yea, buddddddddddddddddy!

LADYFAFA

If you could describe our team in 3 words, what would they be?

Awesome Awesome Awesome

If you could describe Rachel Cooper in 3 words, what would they be?

Awesome Awesome Awesome!!

If you could describe your hair in 3 words,what would they be?

Big, Afro (at times) Nest

What are your 3 favorite words?

Kickball, win, booze

So you've gained MVP status for the second time. Whoo hoo! What does this mean to you?

I'm very honored to have gained this coveted MVP status for the second time. In the beginning of my kickball career, it was touch and go. However, based on last games performance, I may have to go pro!!!!

You tagged a guy with a ball last night...in the balls. What was going through your head during this moment?

Just to beat the crap out of the Maroon team!!!! Hitting the guy in the balls was added bonus.....

Are you planning on having a dramatic moment like that at every game?

I plan on it!!! Maybe not pegging the ball, in the balls part:) My goal isn't to be on the shit list of all the guys in the league.

You are one of WOLWSB's most stylish players. Who else do you think sets the bar for kickball style and why?

EVAN of course!!! If only I could wear the short shorts.......

Back to your hair....don't you use the same products as someone else? Someone famous on the NYCSSC kickball scene?

Yes! David the ref. On St. Pattys day, David and I had conversation about hair maintenance/products. It turns out the David and I use the same products!! Could u believe.... For the remainder of the night David gave me tips on how to manage my locks. Strangest/funniest conversation I ever had with a man!!

Fave

My favorite memory was when the ref called Faye Davis by her real name, Lady FaFa.

And having my name on the bar television every 30 seconds. I love TLC and now I'm famous! RIP Left Eye.

Funny things about Faye

1. There are so many other people with the name Faye Davis in the world, that finding a proper email address for her was next to impossible. She had to settle with DAVISFA, screaming with anger to every other Faye Davis out there. DAVISFALALALALALALA

2. She's a hippy at heart. Just look at what she does to her NYCSSC shirts. No high collars on this girl.

3. She goes by the name "Brooklynnnn." She's so notorious, she gets a whole borough. Maybe she should have thought of this when she couldn't get email.

4. Her screenname has "blondie" in it. Pretty sure she's a red head. (Is it just me, or does DAVISFAHAHA have serious name problems?)

5. She has a blackberry, yet only responds to every 50 emails. Either she has hilarious teammates (probably true) or she haphazardly throws around "haha's." (Ok, fine... she doesn't have a desk job...)

6. She's mysterious. Everybody is always wondering where she is, and she disappears without telling a soul. 10 minutes later, she's back in BK already in bed... how does that happen??

Turkey lurkey

UGHH I missed poeku Tuesday so let's rewind a bit and pretend it's still Tuesday so I can get my rhyme on.

Thanksgiving is fun and there's lots of food.
But one thing it didn't have was my fellow booze (rs).
I had some stuffing but I had no bud light.
I drank wine and that just ain't right.
I drank out of a real glass not sure about those.
I prefer my cups to be red as a rose. (or clear)
There was turkey...it wasn't dry.
There was cake and there was pie.
But I still felt a void when the clock struck noon.
This is when I think, "Kickball time soon."
I can't wait to drink up with you all in a day.
And I really really miss you, Faye.

almost missed poeku tuesday..dislike.

It' nearly midnight and I am sitting here thinking...there is something not right. I do not feel balanced. What's going on....I need to get my stanza on!!!!

There things I like and there are things I love.
This week I will list all of the above.

I like red wine but I love white.
I like left but I love right.

I like haikus but I love poems.
I LOVE unicorns and don't like gnomes.

I like summer but I love the spring.
I've never seen Star Wars or Lord of the Ring(s).

Weekend at Bernie's..Love that I do.
And I love love love Home Alone 2.

I like texas orange but I love princess pink
I refuse to call it heleconia because that name does stink!

I like Texas but I love N Jay.
I like...no wait..I love Faye!

I like gloves but I love mittens.
I loooove puppies...not really kittens.

In fact I want a dog oh so bad.
Ok now it's time for bed.

This poem is awful.

Four Loko Dreams

At the bodega, looking for some booze
$12 for 6-pack, $3 for a Loko,
Why would anyone buy beer,
When the cost of Loko is so poco,

Danny's place is awesome,
On the roof we drank,
All your roomies and friends,
I'd really like to thank.

I got a little woozy,
From drinking the orange blend,
Thank god you had some chili,
It really deserves a TEN.

Jason ran a marathon,
Damn, that's impressive!
Went from ice bath to party,
Cause he was feeling festive.

Wrapped around his neck,
Was a shiny golden medal,
We all swooned over it,
As if it were precious metal.

We tried to play some games,
But everyone was too tired,
They all passed out,
Watching Boardwalk Empire.

MVP Monday - Faye Davis

i'm pretty sure you know this already, but if not, faye is awesome. how awesome? MVP awesome -- Faye awesome.



1) First and foremost, please get off the juice. we know you've been roiding for years now?

I'm not here to talk about the past, I'm here to play flip cup like a champ.

2)How does it feel to be the best?

Feels amazing!!! I feel im on top of the world.

3 )It has become recent knowledge that you were once a blonde - what the fuck were you thinking?
Blondes have more fun, and i hear that Poppa Nick loves them.

4) What are you dressing up as for halloween?
Danny Palestine! (Ross)

5)Aces is no more - how do you feel about this?
I'm really sad!!!! I almost feel compelled to go to Aces and leave a flower. :(

6)What sport should we play next season? (kickball isn't an option)
BroomBall (I dont even know what the Fuck this is)

7)In 140 characters, how much do you love me?
Oh Danny Danny Danny, when I think of you the following comes to mind: Can I compare thee to a warm summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate than a red rose with no thorns. I am so happy I finally got a chance to express it (profess it) - especially in front of all of these people who are reading it.

8)In 140 characters, how much do you love WOLWSB?
I have to say that my answer to this question is not a simple one. It goes way back for me. The symbolism of this name particulary resonates close to my heart in many ways.

9)Why are you so awesome?
Cuz you always see me drunk?