FMF

- Jeah-ing with Shan-ay
- Little lady Parness!
- Grumpy's appearance on the opposing team
- Ending two innings via mercy rule (in our favor!) And winning!
- Saleswoman Danielle - she represents her company so well.
- When Shawn got hit on by a girl.
- Divya's soft soft skin
- Danny Dance Party.

My Majestic Return to Poeku Tuesdays

Woah, what the fuck shit?
Danny back on the blog
Cameo, right here

Unmotivated
Work is killing me, you sluts
Spotify rocks, yo

Irene was a trip
And by trip, i mean, ate drugs
stay in school, kiddies

I ate some carrots
stomach hurts, oompa loompa
eyeballs off the hook

slap a bitch, you bitch
fuck shit up, you shit fuck bitch
profanity rules

I have a beard comb
You have a small flooded home
Too soon? oh well, sucka.

Lost my sweet shades, bro
Sun will melt my corneas
Hot white gooey slime

Get out of the gut(ter)
Divya, I'm talkin' to you
Every seven secs.

Kill me now, fair peeps
Is it six o'clock yet? ughh.
Till next time - bros & hoes.

The painted lady

divya got a tattoo? frankly, i'm surprised it's not a tramp stamp. - Danny

An Ode to a Sad Animal

If chickens could speak, they wouldn't. They'd cry.
I ate some on Sunday, and now I know why.
Josh carries them to their death in a box. He's mean.
All in the name of kashrut - what a fiend!
Nick likes to watch them suffer. In fact he's dated a few.
Jason eats them live and kicking - not even in stew!
Zack serves them at his restaurant, though his cooking is swell.
If you hear his butcher screaming, it's just as well.
Danny posts pictures of his food on his blog with a word.
Would he put chicken in an omelet? That's cruel and absurd.
So next time you eat chicken, think about this.
If they told you how they felt, they'd probably give you a kiss.

I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my bike

A big fat congrats to two WOLWSB rock stars!

Rachel and Danny are doing the 5 boro bike tour and finally checking out Staten Island! You guys are the best! Wish I was there to cheer your bike's on!


i miss my friend Danny.

I'm so proud

Guess what! One of our own has taken his blogging to the masses on AW! Let's all congratulate Danny on his very first Action Weekly log post about his first bowl job!

memory time

My favorite memory from last night was when Danny unbuttoned his shirt.

Four Loko Dreams

At the bodega, looking for some booze
$12 for 6-pack, $3 for a Loko,
Why would anyone buy beer,
When the cost of Loko is so poco,

Danny's place is awesome,
On the roof we drank,
All your roomies and friends,
I'd really like to thank.

I got a little woozy,
From drinking the orange blend,
Thank god you had some chili,
It really deserves a TEN.

Jason ran a marathon,
Damn, that's impressive!
Went from ice bath to party,
Cause he was feeling festive.

Wrapped around his neck,
Was a shiny golden medal,
We all swooned over it,
As if it were precious metal.

We tried to play some games,
But everyone was too tired,
They all passed out,
Watching Boardwalk Empire.

Seeing Double..or triple

Action Weekly is so nice I don't even mind seeing it twice...or thrice! Great job Danny!

90210

Also:

Who still loves 90210??

Danny, were you at this convention too?

MVP Monday: Nanny!

Just because our game got cancelled due to a little rain doesn't mean we can't have a good time at Aces anyway right? Just because our game got cancelled due to a little rain doesn't mean we won't have an MVP right? Who is it you ask..... Danny! Although he was not even there in the flesh on Thursday he threw an awesome surprise b-day bash for his bro on Tuesday. Isn't that so nice, cool, and thoughtfull? Yes....thereby earning this week's MVPenis!

A/S/L?
24/dude/Court B


Single?
Hey ladies….


What is your favorite position…to play during kickball?
First base with P. Nick on third – Dick and Nanny, closin’ out them innings! I also like to play back off the base a little so I can help out in right field and 2nd base coverage.


You like superheroes right?
Obviously, I think everyone does. Which super power would you like to have and why? Well picking one super power would be a little silly. I would like to be comparable to a character. I would like, but not limited to, to be these characters (for their powers, not storyline): Nightcrawler (but not blue or with a tail), Omega-Level Ice Man, Galactus, or just cheat and become Peter Patrelli from Heroes. While on the topic of Heroes, I wouldn’t mind being like Hiro Nakamura either. Also, just to up my badassery, I wouldn’t mind getting my hands on a Black Power Ring. Really, I would just take what I could get, but, yeah, that just about sums it up.


Give me a moment to process that answer...ok. Why?
Because having super powers would be AWESOME!


Who is your favorite member of WOLWSB past or present?
What about future? You gotta think out of the box, Kristy. I think that guy/girl who joins our team next season is going to be RAD. I know it! Have you guys met yet? No? Weird.


What has been the best present you’ve ever received?
The one you’re going to give me!


Do you believe in unicorns?
I believe in miracles and hot chocolate: http://youtu.be/_-p8bOoFlPo


What year do you think robots will take over the world?
Once we create The Matrix.


What year do you think unicorns will take over the world?
Once Harry stops Voldemort.


Would you rather be stuck in an elevator with someone farting constantly or singing an annoying song badly?
Good question, but I raise you this: What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with someone singing an annoying song badly, WHILE they were farting? Whaddya say about that?!


Would you rather be stuck in an elevator with David or The Incredible Hulk?
Well, we all know that David IS the Incredible Hulk, so…

Finally!

I LOVE Action Weekly! Check it out here!

Isn't he lucky this hollywood guy (altered B. Spears lyrics)

We have someone famous on our team everyone! . My personal favorite part is when he says, "shoot the doodie."

Click here to read our very own Danny's story of how he came to play kickball with WOLWSB.

Suprise...

This video has been a work in progress for a VERY long time. Ask Divya who has had to watch several versions. I really really hope you like it. I have had an AMAZING time with all of you these past few weeks. I have even grown to love our forest green shirts (not as much as pink *hint hint NYCSSC throw us a bone next time* but they do go nicely with my day glow shorts) Let me know what you think.

danny checking out evan's back side...

Tony Clifton is Alive and On Our Team

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