If chickens could speak, they wouldn't. They'd cry.
I ate some on Sunday, and now I know why.
Josh carries them to their death in a box. He's mean.
All in the name of kashrut - what a fiend!
Nick likes to watch them suffer. In fact he's dated a few.
Jason eats them live and kicking - not even in stew!
Zack serves them at his restaurant, though his cooking is swell.
If you hear his butcher screaming, it's just as well.
Danny posts pictures of his food on his blog with a word.
Would he put chicken in an omelet? That's cruel and absurd.
So next time you eat chicken, think about this.
If they told you how they felt, they'd probably give you a kiss.
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