Crazy Chickens!

Look at these Crazy Chickens!!!

Squawk Squawk

Hey Josh I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Boy you know you've been hungry such a long long time
(such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's dinner time and my heart is open
wide
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's a chicken in a box

An Ode to a Sad Animal

If chickens could speak, they wouldn't. They'd cry.
I ate some on Sunday, and now I know why.
Josh carries them to their death in a box. He's mean.
All in the name of kashrut - what a fiend!
Nick likes to watch them suffer. In fact he's dated a few.
Jason eats them live and kicking - not even in stew!
Zack serves them at his restaurant, though his cooking is swell.
If you hear his butcher screaming, it's just as well.
Danny posts pictures of his food on his blog with a word.
Would he put chicken in an omelet? That's cruel and absurd.
So next time you eat chicken, think about this.
If they told you how they felt, they'd probably give you a kiss.