Happy poeku day!

This week our other favorite blog, Action Weekly featured alot of posts about fashion. There was a lovely picture of Matt's tangerine shirt that was rather snug and left little to the imagination. There was even a post about our capes! In honor of Action Weekly's fashion week, my poem is about WOLWSB kickball fashion advice!

Kickball is unlike any other game.
You gotta look good or suffer shame.
You better impress while you play.
WOLWSB will show you the way.
The first step to lookin good on the court
Is to wear a pair of shorts that are really rather short.
Long pants or shorts just get in your way.
Lots of leg showing is the way to play.
But please girls please, do not appeal.
You can be a lady in the street but a freak on the field.
Another thing that your team can try
Is wearing black lines under your eye
This looks good and can be kind of scary
And will make your opponent feel very unwary.
Glow sticks really sparkle and shine.
And light up the bar while you’re flippin in line!
And last but not least and the best advice to speak.
Is to wear a cape, a different color each week.
They look so lovely and make you feel like you’re flying.
You can run and catch balls without really trying.
A cape is how you razzle dazzle and impress.
It is the most important item to put on when you dress.
You must treat the kickball court like it's a runway.
And strut your stuff while you play!
As you put all your kickball fashions to the test.
Remember this one last request.
It’s not just vital to look fly when you run the bases.
You gotta be able to have fun at aces!