haikuzers for some boozers

hungover again
i'm confused, not friday? weird.
wtf, tuesday?

had subway for lunch
still feel pretty shitty, yup
i wear a snuggie

getting chilly, right?
winter will be here soon, darn
must pick a new sport

molly, wtf?
really molly, wtf?
what will we do now?

last night was real fun
we can be real friends besides
kickball on thursday!

Mets game Wednesday?
we will have too much fun, yeah!
i hate baseball

finally, football
R U rah rah - go big east!
Rutgers Scarlet Knights!