Story time

Last night Evan, David, and I went to the cozy litttle shack, Pine Tree Lodge! We met up with DavisFa and Stephane. We were enjoying some drinks at the bar, laughing and talking about kickball when all of a sudden something fell from the wall and graced David's head. This object was heavy and huge (that's what she said). It was a freaking TORTOISE SHELL! I repeat, a tortoise shell fell from the wall and hit David in the head. David was ok which is the only reason this story is amazing and hilarious. So of course we're like damn...we have to keep this tortoise shell. the only place to hide it was on Evan's back. It fit perfectly. So now poor David has a bump on his head, and Evan is sitting there with a tortoise shell on his back like Raphael. Can we please just picture this right now?

Ok so then this guy comes up to Evan and makes fun of his shell..... Evan then tells him how offended he is. As a half Jew half sea turtle he has faced many hardships and obstacles in his life and he certainly does not need some loser approaching him in a bar and making his already tortured life any more difficult. Some people..... So now we're thinking we've got this. The shell is ours. No one will know we have it. Then one of the bar tenders (not Debbie) comes over asking where the shell is. We obviously have no clue where the shell is. Then she has the balls to grab it off Evan's back. Look, I'm not running around taking your clothing off your back. Please treat my friends with the same respect? Anyway...in the end we did not get to keep the shell but I know where it is.....next time!