fact: I went to sleep in bed but somehow woke up on the couch
fact: taking the day off work due to current "health" status
fact: Evan is the star of the week
Fact: I lost my voice singing last night.
Fact: this short guy won last night
Fact: Above referenced short guy was spotted by me in cab with much taller woman walking down 3rd Ave
Fact: Shane is the greatest wing-man ever.
Fact: Party Rock was in the house last night
Fact: Shane is in fact the worlds greatest wingman
Fact: I'm hung over in the airport shuttle listening to MJ not sure
if I should pull my trigger or break dance
Fact: I invited DJ Action to karaoke last night.
fact: dj action was in my dreams last night
Fact: Danielle asked me if this morning if DJ Action came over last night.
Fact: I don't think Shanay will ever see all these nice things we're saying about him.
fact: we have probably set a record for saying "fact" the most times in an email.
fact: LAST NIGHT WAS THE SHIZNIT
Fact: BOTH Ev and I called out of work this morning due to severe headaches.
Fact #2: BOTH Ev and I passed out multiple times in the cab headed home from Pourhouse last night.
Fact #3: Lucky for us, my survival instinct prevented Evan from his usual drunk cooking on the stove when we got home. I made us a half box worth of froot loops to eat instead before we passed out.
Fact: David and I became BFF last night.
This is great.
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