Favorite Memory Wednesday?

- Playing outfield against the refs, and therefore getting the best kickball-workout of my career
- Amy G's assist!
- When Kristy and Divya effectively burped me like an infant
- Seeing the pleasure Divya received from Heather's head massage
- Happy Diwali!
- Amy W's polka dots
- Evan's butt. I think the refs liked it too.
- Heather telling the Libation people to turn the lights down, repeatedly.
- Spending work today rediscovering the blog


DISLIKES:
- No more kickball until the Spring!

Guysssss..... WE WON ANOTHER GAME!

What do you do when you're not playing kickball?

I email my kickball team. At least 10 times a day on 4 different threads.

What do YOU do when YOU'RE not playing kickball?

kick huge balls!

this week we're playing HUGE Balls - so let's kick 'em!



THESE...




and just so there is no confusion - TODAY IS THURSDAY! HAPPY BALL KICK THURSDAY EVERYONE!

sad, sad story

Guy Gets Kicked In The Balls & Loses A Testicle - Watch more amazing videos here

THURSDAY - FUCK YEAH!

TGIT

FINALLY! IT'S THURSDAY!

a few more

Wasted on life, we steal beer

Worth our league, we stand bombtastic

While out late, we snuggle best

Wilin out lata, we're seldom bored

Wedding on LES, we see bells

WOLWSB

War or Love, We Shoot Balls.

Whiskey's our liqour? Wrong! Surely Beer!

Writing our lyrics, we sing badly.

Walking on line, we swing back.

Want our lovin? We sell bodies.

Working out late, well sorta but...

Win or Lose, We Still Booze!

What happened last night?

For the first time in months, I can actually remember my Thursday night, and I am NOT happy about it... so while you are all left with foggy, beer-filled memories of last night's game, I've found this to make my unfortunately hangover-free Friday more complete:

For next week's game??

A poem about love

It was a Thursday night. The sky was clear.
Evan Parness was nervous. An important moment was near.
We arrived at the court ready to go.
Turns out the other team was a no show.
We suited up in our capes and our iron man gear.
Ready to play a game and drink some beer.
A team showed up and we all got delighted.
With every inning passed we got more excited.
Finally it was our last at kick.
What was about to go down is totally epic.
It was Cherish Rapp’s turn to step up to the plate.
As Evan prepared to seal her fate.
With a megaphone in hand and a ring ready to go.
He walked on the court to give everyone a show.
He gave a speech that was sweet as could be.
Everyone was there even Darnell came to see!
It was there that it happened with his shorts up- high.Evan got down on one knee and then she cried.
Will you marry me? Is the question he had.
How could she say no to a cape wearing lad?
And guess what, it was YES that she said.
Cherish and Evan are going to wed!
Court B was a place of enchantment that night.
It was on Court B that flames of love did ignite.
It was a magical moment I can attest
Cherish and Evan, we wish you nothing but the best.

a night to remember

This definitely happened tonight!

kickball song

woop woop it's kickball thursday
woop woop we're ganna play in 2 hours
woop woop we're ganna get wasted in 3 hours
woop woop we're ganna win flip cup in 3.5 hours
woop woop we're gann drop it like it's hot in 4 hours

woop woop IT'S THURSDAY!

Inspirational video of the week!

This video is here to inpire you to think outside of the box, and it is also proof that dinosaurs still roam planet Earth. Watch out!!!

yo, whaddup, it's yo jersey playaz in the housee

wow! what a great first poeku tuesday we're having!  kristy and danny were kind enough to lend their poetic prose to our beloved WOLWSB blog.  all day i've been thinking about the contribution i could make to poeku tuesday and i've found the answer!

below is a joint piece from myself and rachel, my roomie and fellow kickballaz



kickball makes my week go faster, cuz when i'm there i feel like i'm the master
busy planning in my head, how we'll look on thursday's stead

danielle:whats that? stead?
rachel:i'm using my poetic license.  didn't you get one in 3rd grade?

ok, so maybe this roomie poem isn't going to work.  instead, we'll leave you with this:
             
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-from rachel

k
ki
kic
kick
kickb
kickba
kickbal
kickball
kickball i
kickball is
kickball is f
kickball is fu
kickball is fuc
kickball is fuck
kickball is fucki
kickball is fucking
kickball is fucking a
kickball is fucking aw
kickball is fucking awe
kickball is fucking awes
kickball is fucking aweso
kickball is fucking awesom
kickball is fucking awesome
kickball is fucking awesom
kickball is fucking aweso
kickball is fucking awes
kickball is fucking awe
kicball is fucking aw
kickball is fucking a
kickball is fucking
kickball is fuckin
kickball is fucki
kickball is fuck
kickball is fuc
kickball is fu
kickball is f
kickball is
kickball i
kickball
kickbal
kickba
kickb
kick
kic
ki
k

-from danielle

see you thursday!!

WOLWSB vs LORD OF THE FLY BALLS

That's right team... the sun was shining, the capes were flowing, the Nike eye patches were itching, and WE WON! We proved that we are Lords of Lord of the Fly Balls, 20-19! Now, that score may have been a little close for comfort, but they put up quite a fight, especially one Asian chick with a leg like a donkey on steroids. But we prevailed, and it was spectacular. Two - count 'em two! - innings that we mercy ruled them, a little help in the outfield in the form of Lenny from Frank and Faye's old team and some amazing plays in the field. Way to go team! And of course, true to our name, we brought our A-game to the bar too. Aided by two ringers from the land of Divya's Friends from College, we dominated on the flip cup table (even though we were sometimes on opposite teams). There was dancing, too, although no Walking It Out without our beloved Danielle. And I also realized how crucial the collective ipods of Kristy, Danny, Danielle, and Evan are because we definitely heard Up in Here by DMX FOUR TIMES... a little too much for my taste.

I'm so proud of our team for pulling this one out (that's what she said), and a special shout-out from me to Kristy for giving me the strength and inspiration to be acting captain. We missed you all, and I know we will get one more W in the W column (that's not how that phrase goes, is it) next week!

Now for the MVPs...

The first MVP award goes to Faye! She played as well as I've ever seen, with some great outs at second base, and she even pegged a runner! Which I'm sure is really hard to do because I've never even done it. Faye also deserves the award for handling with grace and dignity the worst tragedy in our digital age... the loss of her phone in the bar. Our thoughts and prayers are with you, Faye.

The runner-up MVP award goes to Rachel! Rachel proved herself to be pitcher extroardinaire, handling the in-field very well and covering home base like a pro! Good job Rachel!

So even though a lot of people couldn't make it last night, that doesn't mean those who weren't there can't share in our win. WOLWSB is the most fun group of people I've ever been around, and our passion on the court comes from our love of the team! So in my book, we were all winners last night! Watch and be inspired!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04854XqcfCY

HOT. DAMN.

listen team, i just wish we weren't so good looking. really, i know it's not our fault, and i know we can't REALLY do anything about it. but shit - c'mon, it's just not fair to anybody else.

check it out here!

GOTTA LOVE THAT ACTION WEEKLY!

i less than three kicking balls