me: my rock and roll band back in the 50's was kristy and the splendorios
Kristy: cherish and the rapps sounds the best
me: cherish and the rapp music
Kristy: shane and the O'Neil downs
emily and the jaconbs ladder
me: rachel cooper, pi
Kristy: jason and the weissman say only fools rush ins
stephane and the adams apples
me: it's mike marshall, lead singer of the barenaked ladies! http://media.canada.com/48d772b0-440b-4862-9dea-94c061d8eb0d/page.jpg
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Showing posts with label kristy is a bitch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kristy is a bitch. Show all posts
Friday, November 11, 2011
Friday, May 20, 2011
Mems
Ok...every week at the bar I think, "Kristy, remember that for your favorite memory!." And every week those bud light pitchers get the best of me and I never remember. This week my brain cells kicked in and I made notes of my favorite memories in my phone...until bud light got the best of me and I forgot to take notes but I do have some so let's go!
Let's begin at Boss Tweeds shall we?
Evan: Please everyone. Do not let me drink after 10/10:30 pm. I have a very important interview tomorrow. I have left the sharpies at home.
Kristy: You're telling me that you don't have the self control to just not draw all over yourself if a sharpie is near by.
Evan: Seriously, Kristy?
Bring it to Pourhouse, ok?
Rick: I think I did something to my neck. Does anyone have Aspirin?
Kristy: It must have been when you hit the fence.
Rick: I knew this was going to happen. My horoscope said, "Don't make any sudden movements."
Then Lianne gave Rick a sensual massage.
I convinced some guy (same guy Rachel talked about..see below) that I was Peurto Rican.
Waiting on line for the bathroom sucks...waiting online for the bathroom for more than 4 minutes sucks more and i start to get mad. No one should take that long. Pop a squat. Pull up stretchy pants (seriously...no one but Stephane wears jeans in that bar) wash hands. Exit. So when this person exceeded 6 minutes (yes I time people so I do not go to excessive measures for no reason) I started KICKING the door. I wasn't even next. I had two more girls in front of me and I wanted to let them know I do not stand for this shit. Of course....some girl with pigtails and a pound of glitter on her face runs out of the bathroom. Wait...was it David Bowie? Go away. But the other two girls did their deeds flawlessly and in a timely manner! Mischief managed.
I can't wait till next season becuase I know my time will come when that girl who changes into cocktail dresses and booty shorts at the bar will endure my wrath. She will rue the day!
I really loved when WRTL won bar champs.....(cue screeching record sound)
Let's begin at Boss Tweeds shall we?
Evan: Please everyone. Do not let me drink after 10/10:30 pm. I have a very important interview tomorrow. I have left the sharpies at home.
Kristy: You're telling me that you don't have the self control to just not draw all over yourself if a sharpie is near by.
Evan: Seriously, Kristy?
Bring it to Pourhouse, ok?
Rick: I think I did something to my neck. Does anyone have Aspirin?
Kristy: It must have been when you hit the fence.
Rick: I knew this was going to happen. My horoscope said, "Don't make any sudden movements."
Then Lianne gave Rick a sensual massage.
I convinced some guy (same guy Rachel talked about..see below) that I was Peurto Rican.
Waiting on line for the bathroom sucks...waiting online for the bathroom for more than 4 minutes sucks more and i start to get mad. No one should take that long. Pop a squat. Pull up stretchy pants (seriously...no one but Stephane wears jeans in that bar) wash hands. Exit. So when this person exceeded 6 minutes (yes I time people so I do not go to excessive measures for no reason) I started KICKING the door. I wasn't even next. I had two more girls in front of me and I wanted to let them know I do not stand for this shit. Of course....some girl with pigtails and a pound of glitter on her face runs out of the bathroom. Wait...was it David Bowie? Go away. But the other two girls did their deeds flawlessly and in a timely manner! Mischief managed.
I can't wait till next season becuase I know my time will come when that girl who changes into cocktail dresses and booty shorts at the bar will endure my wrath. She will rue the day!
I really loved when WRTL won bar champs.....(cue screeching record sound)
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