the ole' 1 3

Can't wait to get our
13th step on. Whoo hoo yea.
There are tots to eat

Tots and cheese are good
we'll claim that beer pong table
and sink cups Thursday.

Look Ma, I'm Poeku'ing

For my first foray into poetry-blogging,
Hopefully I won't recieve a flogging.
But I just can't contain my love for my team,
Whom I love just as much as Boston Cream [donuts].

I wish it was Thursday today, right now,
So we could kick balls and make them go POW.
Instead I'm here at my desk late at work,
Dealing with agents who are being jerk[s].

But it's ok,
Because tomorrow's Wednesday.
And we know what day the day after that be,
It's Thursday, the day of WOLWSB!

[drops mic]

A weekend that lasted a million days

It's poeku Tuesday and it's really been a while
Since I've made a real attempt at a a poem that has some style
So this Tuesday I will tell you all a story
About a weekend that was oh so glory (ous).
It started on Friday night, as most weekends do.
And Lianne, Rachel and I just knew
That tonight was gonna be a good night
And we were totes right.
We were all over the place but the best part
We did karaoke with a French guy and tore the room apart
We got cheese fries at 7A
And then had a sleep over yayyyyyyyyyyy
The next morning called for a lot of, "What the hell did we do last night?"
And ess-a bagels were pretty tight (fact: we all have the same order).
People watching, sushi, and large beers were the next day
But the best part was seeing Faye!
Parents, pastrami, and matzoh ball soup...swoon.
that sums up my Sunday afternoon.
Most importantly there was skee ball, karaoke and a WVU win!!!
Let's go Mountaineers....I love West Virgin(ia).
(I should note that Rachel and Lianne still had not left each other's side. They went to Jersey for the day).
Monday we had a pool party planned at Matt's awesome pad.
Swimming, beer, and food makes me glad!!
So this weekend was basically the best ever.
I wish it would last forever and ever (i am aware this is not a rhyme).

Earthquakin

The earth is quakin'
Some felt the shakin'
I bought new glasses today

Boozers ain't flakin'
Their hearts are achin'
To get to the court this Thursday and PLAY!

A conversation in poetry

Jason: i have a haiku for you

i miss rachel, now

what is she up to these days

i hope she's happy

Rachel: jason likes to run

i hope he's never injured

run run jason, RUN!

Jason:

Kickballing, kicks butt

not on the field, in the bar

full cup flip cup, yay!

Jason:

Drinking games can be fun
when you want to drink beer by the ton
i love to play beer pong
when i've been drinking long
but for my money flip cup's number one.

Rachel: there once was a team called wolwsb / scoring runs wasn't their forte / but at the bar, when beer wasn't far / they'd be flipping cups like fully monty

Jason: i want a puppy

Rachel: as long as it is fluffy

Jason: but i cant keep one

Jason: tuesday is okay

Rachel: only 'cause im a poet

Jason: still love thursdays more

Candy

I have consumed so much candy today
I had it for lunch and that is OK.
Gummy bears are full of vitamin C.
And when I eat them I am filled with glee.
Milk is gross and I do not like.
I really really love that bike (see below).
I am bored here at work.
And lied so I didn’t have to go to a meeting because I’m a jerk.
I’d rather sit here and spew some lines.
And listen to my youtube playlist 20 million times.

A guest poeku

In honor of Poeku Tuesday, I bring you this poem by Corey of the Third Grade:

I like kickball,
It is fun.
I like to kick,
But not to run.

I like when Andrew's on my team.
We always get home runs.
We try not to be so mean.
We play until we're done.

I wonder if he's boozing on Thursday.

B's on the C

Nick should stop putting his B's on his C because he might get pink eye.
If he gets pink eye he will never come out.
Oh wait....he doesnt anyway.


Nick should stop putting his B's on his C because his chin will smell.
If his chin smells no one will like him.


Nick should stop putting his B's on his C because he can't play volley ball liek that.
Maybe he can play kickball like that.

Nick should stop putting his B's on his C because poppas don't do that.

Squawk Squawk

Hey Josh I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Boy you know you've been hungry such a long long time
(such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's dinner time and my heart is open
wide
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's a chicken in a box

BALL KICK THURSDAY

It's been so long
It feels so wrong
I miss the kickball field

Tonight you'll see
Boozers on Court B
Without David.... Yield!

I cannot wait
To stay out late
Flipping cups in joy

We're gonna party
Har har har hardy
Come join if you're a girl or a boy!

OH!

Kickball is like golf no?
A negative score is the way to go
If so I'll have you know
WOLWB is ahead of the show
-50 is our sco (re)
So watch out because we're coming for yo(u)
Hope you get with the down low.
Let it snow let it snow let it snow.

A day late...a buck short

I missed poeku Tuesday so let's pretend it's still Tuesday!

My arms are sore
I'll tell you why
Diva had some arm exercises
and I needed to try

So when I drop a ball
at our next game
It's Diva who will
bow her head in shame

Went shopping with Jason
and it was fun
except I wanted to
yell at everyone

Too many tourists
who just don't know
how to walk normally
They are so slow

Sometimes I wish
I could play kickball every day
So I signed us up for
Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday! <----lie. Just Thursday.

Thursday, Thursday. Gotta kick balls on Thursday

Read in the style of Rebecca Black's Friday:

8:45am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downtown

Gotta have my bagel, gotta get my schmear

Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’

Gotta get down to the subway stop

Gotta catch my train, I see my boozers (my boozers)

Kickin’ in the N train Sittin’ in the middle car

Gotta make my mind up

Which seat can I take?

It’s Thursday, Thursday

Gotta get kick balls on Thursday

Everybody’s lookin’ forward to game time, game time

Thursday, Thursday

kickin balls on Thursday

Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the ba - arrrr

Partyin’, partyin’ (David) Partyin’, partyin’ (Darnell)

Fun, booze, fun, booze

Lookin’ forward to the kickball game!

7:45, we’re ridin' on the subway

Cruisin’ so slow, I want balls to fly

Balls, balls, think about balls

Rachel knows what it is

Evan got this, Diva got this

Paoppa Nick is by my right

Steph got this, Ken got this

Now you know it

Kickin’ in the F train Sittin’ in the middle car

Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take?

It’s Thursday, Thursday

Gotta get kick balls on Thursday

Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the game, game

Thursday, Thursday kickin balls on Thursday

Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the barrrr

Partyin’, partyin’ (David)

Partyin’, partyin’ (Darnell)

Fun, booze, fun, booze

Lookin’ forward to the kickball game! Yesterday was Wednesday, Wednesday

Today i-is Thursday, Thursday(Partyin’)

We-we-we so excited We so excited

We gonna play kickball today

Tomorrow is hangover

And relief comes after...wards

I don’t want this season to end

W-O, LWSB

So chillin’ on Court B (on Court B)

In the outfield(In the outfield)

I’m runnin’, kickin’ (Yeah, yeah)

Fast kicks, switchin’ bases

Wit’ a boozer up on my side (Woo!)

(C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me (I left this lyrics b/c we play in a school yard)

Makes 1st base, 2nd base, wanna scream

Check my time, it’s Thursday, it’s a weekday

We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all

It’s Thursday, Thursday

Gotta get kick balls on Thursday

Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the game, game

Thursday, Thursday

kickin balls on Thursday

Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the barrrr

Partyin’, partyin’ (David)

Partyin’, partyin’ (Darnell)

Fun, booze, fun, booze

It's not Tuesday, but....

I'm feeling kind of funny
My nose is getting runny
It's Thursday in this city
But it's making me feel pity
I wish I could play ball
Or at least kick around a doll
I'm missing all the boozers
Even though some are users (kidding!)
It would be great fun
If we all went for a run
Around the bases
Never forget Aces

poetry

There's gonna be a wedding
I wanna go sledding
I can touch my toes
I got beer up my nose
I'm feeling kinda antsy
Today I'm wearing pantsy
This day has gone pretty far...
See you at the bar?

This picture speaks a thousand words...

and is therefore my poem for today!

ball kick. ballon kick. evan. danielle. jason is a badass. day glow pink! beer. garden. beer garden. ow. WOLWSB.

history lesson

Got a final tonight
But it's alright
Gonna get some drinks first
To quench my thirst
Did you guys know
this little fact-o
Kickball, originally called "Kick Baseball"
Davis fa law law law law
It was was invented around 1917
Throw your arms up and scream
For Papa Nicholas C Seuss
For letting his mind run loose
When he invented kick baseball
For not only him but all
I want to play on a kickball field eight miles wide
when everyone can come inside!

Poeku 4 u

This poeku makes me want to do the poko
Go a little Loko
Do a little twirl
Use my straw and whirl
My waiter was a girl

poeku hoeku

since i've missed poeku tuesday way too many times, here are few to make up for it!

poeku tuesday, here you are!
i've been waiting for you in my car
that's actually not true, i don't own a car
umm when are we going to the bar?

glitter on my nails
captain kristy would love them
i love nail polish

kickball is over
what to do now, we don't know
let's keep drinking beer

Turkey lurkey

UGHH I missed poeku Tuesday so let's rewind a bit and pretend it's still Tuesday so I can get my rhyme on.

Thanksgiving is fun and there's lots of food.
But one thing it didn't have was my fellow booze (rs).
I had some stuffing but I had no bud light.
I drank wine and that just ain't right.
I drank out of a real glass not sure about those.
I prefer my cups to be red as a rose. (or clear)
There was turkey...it wasn't dry.
There was cake and there was pie.
But I still felt a void when the clock struck noon.
This is when I think, "Kickball time soon."
I can't wait to drink up with you all in a day.
And I really really miss you, Faye.