Texts from last night

From: Evan

To: Kristy

Fligu of the combinper is better when they don't sing.

Pappa Nick's Learning Corner Part III

Hi kids it is time for this week’s installment of Pappa Nick's Learning corner, this week’s article is brought to you by poor decisions and incomplete memories. While nursing my hangover today I tried to piece together the events of last night and that's when I remember all the random Whiskey I drank so I felt it fitting to dedicate this week’s learning session to the drink that Ireland and White Trash made famous.

Whiskey like most alcohols started its life as a method for people to cure ailments that affected their daily lives. Some of these ailments include; a cure for colic (leave it to the Irish to get babies drunk to shut them up), small pox, and most importantly ugliness in the opposite sex. The distillation process was brought to Ireland by Missionaries (yep not just a position) in the 6th century and the drink spread like wildfire through the monasteries as a medicinal beverage because of its uncanny ability to cure sobriety. Once the Irish peasantry discovered Whiskey had the ability to get one completely shit faced with minimal effort its popularity grew even more. After King Henry VIII dissolved the monasteries the newly independent monks needed to get paid so they moved their distilling process into their private homes and began the first privatized Whiskey production.

Here are some random facts that you may not know about Whiskey
- During Prohibition it was legal for pharmacists to sell Whiskey if prescribed by a doctor, and because of this the Walgreen's Pharmacy grew from 20 stores to almost 400 during this time
- During the American Revolutionary War Whiskey was used as a currency

mem to the ory

My favorite memory from last night was watching David be Rachel.

My favorite memory from last night was returning to the magical land of court B!!!

My favorite memory from last night was seeing Marty McFly, Luigi, Scuba Steve, a valient knight, David, Pippi Long Stocking, the guy from that TV show, Rick's shark shorts, a Cuban Miner, a kitty, Ken in a wig, Evan, a token black guy, twitter, Action Weekly, and Mandy all in the same place.

My favorite memory from last night was winning (albeit a cheap win...I'll take it).

I will also tell you my least favorite memory from last night...not going to the bar. Never again.....never again.

a funny find

I just reached into my back pocket to discover 4 moustaches... normal.

From your favorite Ref

My favorite memory of last night is everything David, specifically learning his sweet dance moves. I'm not sure I did them justice. I learned it's not always easy being a ref. Sometimes you have to make tough calls. And there are so many motions to remember. I don't know how he keeps them all straight. I guess that's why he's the real David, and I'm just posing. And yes, this is in present tense because I'm still wearing the wig. I got so many compliments on it last night, I just couldn't take it off. My boss said "hey David" when I got into the office this morning. So I took the bobby pins out and let down my curls for the world. Now I'm Davida.

Reminder

capes NOT required this evening.

TGIT

this edition of ball kick thursdays is brought to you by TMNT. Happy Halloween!

MVP Monday - Faye Davis

i'm pretty sure you know this already, but if not, faye is awesome. how awesome? MVP awesome -- Faye awesome.



1) First and foremost, please get off the juice. we know you've been roiding for years now?

I'm not here to talk about the past, I'm here to play flip cup like a champ.

2)How does it feel to be the best?

Feels amazing!!! I feel im on top of the world.

3 )It has become recent knowledge that you were once a blonde - what the fuck were you thinking?
Blondes have more fun, and i hear that Poppa Nick loves them.

4) What are you dressing up as for halloween?
Danny Palestine! (Ross)

5)Aces is no more - how do you feel about this?
I'm really sad!!!! I almost feel compelled to go to Aces and leave a flower. :(

6)What sport should we play next season? (kickball isn't an option)
BroomBall (I dont even know what the Fuck this is)

7)In 140 characters, how much do you love me?
Oh Danny Danny Danny, when I think of you the following comes to mind: Can I compare thee to a warm summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate than a red rose with no thorns. I am so happy I finally got a chance to express it (profess it) - especially in front of all of these people who are reading it.

8)In 140 characters, how much do you love WOLWSB?
I have to say that my answer to this question is not a simple one. It goes way back for me. The symbolism of this name particulary resonates close to my heart in many ways.

9)Why are you so awesome?
Cuz you always see me drunk?

Happy Halloween

Hypin us up

uhh ohh....now we really need to bring it.

p p p p p poekuuuu!

i am so tired
first day of work went well yo
i want kickball now

Po po poeku

at home sick today
i will still wrote a poeku
i slept until 3

this week's cape

doesn't halloween costumes supercede capes?

Where will we go?

There's no Aces
Won't see their lovely faces
Now I'm sad

I don't know where we're going
Just hope it's nowhere showy
'Cause that would make me mad

I want to eat a pizza
Maybe somewhere on Bleecker
But that's kind of far

Do you like pepperoni?
I think meat is phony
Everyone agrees

count to 5

memory friday

before i even started drinking i laid down my pitcher on the table, but not all the way, and it spilled EVERYWHERE!

on that note...

Pappa Nick's Learning Corner Part II

Hi kids it's time for the next installment of Pappa Nick's Learning Corner. This weeks topic is something very near and dear to not only my heart but many of yours as well... Tequila! Did you know that Tequila is the only spirit that was invented in the new world? It was invented because a group of Conquistadors in Mexico ran out of Brandy and in a drunken panic began looking for any liquid they could use as an alcoholic beverage. Lucky for them the Aztec were also boozers and had already developed a beer like beverage from the Agave plant which grew natively in the region. Upon trying this beverage, the Conquistadors liked how it tasted but did not like how long it took them to get drunk so they decided to distilled the shit out of it until it could adequately get them as drunk as a kickball team on a Thursday night, and the rest is history...



For more information on this delicious topic please visit the link below:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tequila

Memory Friday

I don't know about you but I had a very interesting evening! Some of my most fond memories of the evening are:

- Evan and Cherish...everything.
-Watching David body roll
-Jason's sound advice on the cab ride home

glitter-graphics.com

90210

Also:

Who still loves 90210??

Danny, were you at this convention too?

Favorite memory of last night Friday

My favorite non-memory of last night is seeing Evan's kickballs. Happy I missed that.

i guess some people like that sort of thing

FINALLY - IT'S THURSDAY!



FTW! LET'S DO IT!

Pretty Pretty Princesses

Sorry Boys...

Look what we're getting!

christmas is coming for

Halloween is the happiest couple days of the year for me. Who's dressing up next thursday (besides me)? What are you being?

white capes this week!!!

just a heads up that we'll be wearing white capes tomorrow on the field! unfortunately, the rain took us out last week but not this week!! this week we'll wear out white capes proudly and soar through the sky and get ANOTHER WIN!

WIN OR LOSE, WE STILL BOOZE!

ps-i am SO excited for picture day!!

NYCSSC wanted videos so...

omg poeku tuesday

Forgot to Poeku
Do not know where my head's at
Think I need a drink

poeku shmoku!

it's poeku tuesday!
hey, where are all the poekus?!
shmeh, I GOT A JOB!

Eff..... I almost forgot about my favorite part of Tuesday.

Kickballs we're kickin balls we really love kickball.
Hey hey WRTL we really love WRTL.
Catch balls we're catchin balls we really love catchin balls.
We won we won we really won we really love won won!
Hey David. How do you make those stripes look so good?
Saw Ref of Court D last night (R.I.P). We miss you!
Pitch balls we're pitchin balls we kinda like pitchin balls ('cept for Danielle, Rahcel and Zack).
Tacos. Falafel. Pizza....in my tummy. Yum Yum Yum!
Flippin cups...do be do be do. Flippin cups. LOVE LOVE flippin cups.
Hi Darnell.
Molly Molly We miss you Molly.
I have no idea where I'm going with this 'poem'. Please don't judge me.
Danielle got a job. WOOT WOOT she got a job.
Shot shot shot shot shot shot shot!

Danielle is employed!

DANIELLE GOT A JOB!!!! No more pink slip special!

WHO ROCKS THE PARTY?

are you in a band? if so, step up, and then check this out:



i'm not sure who rocks, but here's some ROBOT ROCK for you!

tweet tweet y'all

twitter lovin' for poppa nick! follow NYCSSC on twitter!

MVP Monday: Nanny!

Just because our game got cancelled due to a little rain doesn't mean we can't have a good time at Aces anyway right? Just because our game got cancelled due to a little rain doesn't mean we won't have an MVP right? Who is it you ask..... Danny! Although he was not even there in the flesh on Thursday he threw an awesome surprise b-day bash for his bro on Tuesday. Isn't that so nice, cool, and thoughtfull? Yes....thereby earning this week's MVPenis!

A/S/L?
24/dude/Court B


Single?
Hey ladies….


What is your favorite position…to play during kickball?
First base with P. Nick on third – Dick and Nanny, closin’ out them innings! I also like to play back off the base a little so I can help out in right field and 2nd base coverage.


You like superheroes right?
Obviously, I think everyone does. Which super power would you like to have and why? Well picking one super power would be a little silly. I would like to be comparable to a character. I would like, but not limited to, to be these characters (for their powers, not storyline): Nightcrawler (but not blue or with a tail), Omega-Level Ice Man, Galactus, or just cheat and become Peter Patrelli from Heroes. While on the topic of Heroes, I wouldn’t mind being like Hiro Nakamura either. Also, just to up my badassery, I wouldn’t mind getting my hands on a Black Power Ring. Really, I would just take what I could get, but, yeah, that just about sums it up.


Give me a moment to process that answer...ok. Why?
Because having super powers would be AWESOME!


Who is your favorite member of WOLWSB past or present?
What about future? You gotta think out of the box, Kristy. I think that guy/girl who joins our team next season is going to be RAD. I know it! Have you guys met yet? No? Weird.


What has been the best present you’ve ever received?
The one you’re going to give me!


Do you believe in unicorns?
I believe in miracles and hot chocolate: http://youtu.be/_-p8bOoFlPo


What year do you think robots will take over the world?
Once we create The Matrix.


What year do you think unicorns will take over the world?
Once Harry stops Voldemort.


Would you rather be stuck in an elevator with someone farting constantly or singing an annoying song badly?
Good question, but I raise you this: What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with someone singing an annoying song badly, WHILE they were farting? Whaddya say about that?!


Would you rather be stuck in an elevator with David or The Incredible Hulk?
Well, we all know that David IS the Incredible Hulk, so…

he loves it when you call him big...

POPPA NICK! WHADDUP?! here's poppa nick gettin' some love on our beloved Action Weekly! dig it!



WE NEED A LASSO OF KICKBALL GLORY!

see kristy, we ARE super heroes!

Welcome...

Mandy - you are officially one of the WOLWSB girls.

hmmmemories

i remember larry being an awesome dj!

i also remember asking larry to put on justin beiber...and destiny's child...and beyonce...and miley cyrus....

Memories

Maybe it's the tequila but I normally do not have any memories of Thursday night, so I am excited to see some pictures/videos the next day so I can piece together the previous night. This week I came across an awesome video of Danielle rocking some serious dance skills and since this is the only picture/video I have it is the only thing I can remember from last night...

mumorees

satellite table flip cup. enough said...

mem o reeeeee

Danielle (Rachel), I like this idea a ton a ton a ton.

I would have to say my favorite memory(plural) of last night is coming up the stairway to heaven (steps) and seeing all you crazy peeps (I love you!) playing a two table (separated) game of flip cup (fun) with WRTL (cool kids)...genious (brilliant). Also I loved bonding (talking his ear off) with my favorite item on the KFK (kickball wizards) menu...John (swoon. love.). Also I loved when Jason took advantage of the brick wall...oh wait. Wrong week.

Other amazing moments:
-falafel (always).
-my taxi/subway ride home with Frankie (weekly).


Is this even legible? Does this make any sense? Will Jennifer Gray win Dancing With the Stars (I hope)? Why am I at work right now?


glitter-graphics.com

Favorite memory of last night Friday

I'm starting a new tradition. Rather than the tried and true "hangover Fridays", I'm instating "favorite memory of last night Fridays," because if we don't blog it, I think it's pretty clear most of us will have no memories of our beloved Thursday nights.

MY favorite memory of last night is when Darnell crowned me Queen. Yep. He's a ref so he doesn't lie. I'm going to need to start wearing Stephane's crown. I'm happy I've moved up to JAQ status. JAP didn't really do it for me.

My non-self-involved favorite memory is of the WOLWSRTL train - I believe it was Lianne, Danielle, Justin and the coach(?). Gotta love 7th grade school dance remakes.

Also, I learned that judges don't wash their hands. Gross.

a request

From Tammy at Action Weekly:



Social athletes who double as shutterbugs at their games are the BEST. Send in your photos from your games or post-game parties at the bar, and we’ll add them to our Flickr albums, so everyone can enjoy. Email them to actionweekly@actionweekly.com. Go, go, go!

Evan and Cherish to go to Mickey D's

Evan and Cherish are getting married. Woohoo! No surprise, everyone knows that. BUT, who knows WHERE they are tying the everlasting knot?

While some may predict a fancy NYC hall, or fittingly a kickball field... my money is on McDonalds. After all, McD's is sort of perfect for post-Aces binge drinking. And people are already doing it in Hong Kong!

The McWedding: Couples set to tie knot in fast food chain branches from January: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1320488/McDonalds-wedding-Couples-marry-fast-food-chain-HK-January.html?ito=feeds-newsxml#ixzz12MuXEiMk

Are you ready??????

up in the air!

looks like action weekly likes our jumping picture too!! thanks guys!

kick them balls!

so bummed i can't make it tonight! but kick some balls and get that win!

The new Aces ?!?!

Courtesy of Danielle: http://evgrieve.com/2010/10/rumors-aces-and-eights-will-now-be.html

They're changing Aces to 34A?? That's pretty lame-o, if you ask me. Do you think Tia will change her name too?

I'm boycotting using this name. It doesn't sound like fun to say "oh, I'm going to 34A, tonight." It reminds me of my old training bras, or some really high-end apartment. Grrr.

Picture of the day

This week's theme: robo gals and robo dudes in outer space!!

Tequila

I took shots of Tequila on Saturday,
Drunk with the Poppa like it was Thursday,

We saw Michigan State beat Michigan,
Then the Yankees swept the Minnesota Twins.

But best of all was when Stanford scored,
To beat USC on a field goal.

The bartender said, "Hey, you guys need a shot!"
So we said yes and took another shot.

Tequila is the best, it taste so sweet,
No other liquor can compete.

Can't wait til kickball to be drinking some more,
On the field and at the bar, we are guaranteed to score!

haikuzers for some boozers

Rutgers is the shit
west virginia can suck it
Yup, I bleed Scarlet.

today i brought lunch
why? because i am so broke
must stop taking cabs

turkey and roast beef
really good bread, loved that shit
spicy mayo, yum!

cheesy pretzel chips
pretty fucking good!
could use some sweet dip

Hardcore Rick ditched me
not really, just kidding dude!
comic con was fun!

cant change text colors
kristy is a blog master
colors are awesome

won't be there on thurs
got a wedding to go to
drink many beers for me (AND GET THAT W!)

Poekupalooza

Tuesdays are so tough
Two more whole days till Thursday
Just want to kick balls

Damn you freakin rain
DANG! Ultimate got shut down
Princess pink shirt! Yes!

Win or lose we still
booze booze booze booze booze booze booze
And then booze some more

Let's go Mountaineers
I love West Virginia U
Big East champs. What up? (that was for you, Nanny)

Rick is Hardcore. Yes.
We shall call him, Hardcore Rick
Rick! Rick! Let's go Rick!

I really love pink.
And avacados and gum
and books and puzzles.

I like writting these
More then I like my job duh.
Weekend at Bernie's.

Almost time for lunch.
What am I going to get.
Maybe a salad.

Poeku Toeku

I'm at work early
There's time to lose
What better start to the day
Than writing poekus?
I could hang with my team
Every day of the week
My liver might hate me
But we're at our peak
Two wins in a row
What will this week bring?
I don't know, but maybe
at the bar we can swing
Probably not
Aces doesn't play those songs
I wonder who
At the bar wears thongs

MVP Mondays - STEPHANE

I interrogated the shit out of Stephane - he survived. Next time, I'll get Nick to torture him and, then, we'll get the truth! Congrats on your MVP-dom, Stephane!



Poppa Nick, Uncle Larry, Hardcore Rick (just came up with that), BLANK Stephane – fill in the blank.

I'm considered royalty by many, so just call me King Steph.

What’s better: kicking a home run or winning in flip cup?

Winning in flip cup. I'm all about giving back to the community, and in flip cup, when you win, everyone wins!

What’s better: kicking a cup, or winning a home?

I kick balls, not cups. So, winning a home.

What’s better: kicking a home, or winning a cup?

Again, I only kick balls. Winning a cup is better, especially when it says "BAR Champions" on it!

What’s better: homes or cups?

Cups, so long as their filled with beer, and good for flipping.

What’s better: kicking or winning?

How does that song go? ......"All I do is win, win, win, no matter what!"

Did you ever play Zelda growing up? If so, what game?

Nope.

What celebrity do you think, confidently, you can out drink?

David Hasselhoff

What celebrity do you want to drink with?

Court B David

What celebrity do you NOT want to drink with?

Mel Gibson

MVP Mondays - IT'S DIVYA!

Divya, the lady MVP of last week got asked a few questions about her glorious achievement by yours truly. sure enough, it's also her birthday! happy birthday Divya!




So, today’s the big day huh?

it's the biggest day!

What are you going to do on your 42nd birthday?

i thought i would take the kids to soccer practice and make a pot roast for dinner

MVP – stands for Most Valuable Player, but also…?

Mike/Vinny/Paulie! (Jersey Shore what whaaaaaat)

If the MVP cape was a blanket, who would you want to share it with?

Matthew Fox. And my team of course!

The “funny shit Divya says” tag is a fan favorite of WOLWSB blog readers, how does this make you feel?

Like all of my years of practicing jokes in front of the mirror are finally paying off.

What’s your favorite post Aces food?

Gotta go with Taco Loco, but Two Boots is a close second

(i think she's referring to San Loco, but whateva chedda!)

Remember Velcro shoes?

My last pair of Velcro shoes had a picture of Simba and Mufasa on them

What about LA Gear (the ones that lit up)?

Too flashy for my 8-year-old tastes.

If you could fight anybody on our team, who would it be, and why?

Nope, not walking into that minefield. But I can take anyone.

Run this town!!

Let's all give Mandy a warm round fo applause for running the Staten Island half marathon last weekend!

Happy Birthday Divya!

IT'S DIVYA!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIVYA!

Kickball Dance Party

Drunk History

Hi everyone it's time for Pappa Nick's learning corner where we get to combine our two favorite things... learning and drinking!

MVP Mondays (on Friday) - Lianne Schmidt

Better late than never, right? last week's female MVP was Lianne for being AWESOME! first week on the team, MVP - that's some serious style right there. Look, she even graduated college (whaddup facebook stalking?!)!



what is it?

Thanks for naming me lady MVP! In my mind, it's a big statue with a strong lady wearing a hot pink cape. That's what it is.

how does it feel?

Like the rest of my life will be downhill.

where did it go?

In my imaginary trophy case, with my many other imaginary trophies.

why?

Because.

are you sure?

Yes!

really?

Yes?

what does it mean?

That WOLWSB kicks ass.

what could possibly go wrong?

Nothing?!

could it be that?

Yes.

oh?

Yes?

DAMN

my head is BUMPIN' (just like last Friday).



had a great time last night homies!

Wait...we're not in the bottom of the standings?

"You're undefeated." - the wise David

Also, a HUGE HUGE congrats to our favorite team in the whole wide world for being in FIRST PLACE!!!! Hope you guys keep it wild, ragin', and rollin!

We be jumpin!

TGIT

FINALLY! IT'S THURSDAY!

GAH!

it's THURSDAY!!! get yo drink' hat on!

Stephane's first poem!

I know Poeku Tuesday has come and gone this week, but stephane wrote this little diddy and it is amazing...there's a freaking Newsies reference!

First a sex panther,
Now I just booze,
When it comes to poetry,
I ain't never gonna lose.

I kick balls with power,
I flip cups with speed,
I'm the NYCSSC equivalent
of DJ Pauly D!?

My style is impeccable
,socks, headband, and a cape,
Girls can't get enough,
cause I always smell great.

Dedicated like the Newsies,
I'll be Carrying the Banner,
when they crown us Bar Champs,
and celebrate like Danny Tanner.

I'm not trying to be conceited,
All I state are the facts,
WOLWSB is infinitely better,
Now that the mighty Steph is back!

WOLWSB picture of the week!

Monday: MVP Day
Tuesday: Poeku Day
Wednesday....... PICTURE DAY!!!

This week's theme is, "Under the Sea"!!!

A poem I would like to call: Dream Big

We really do well as a kick ball team
But let’s take a moment to sit back and dream!
What if we were a bunch of scientists?
We could make a bunch of concoctions of beer they would consist!
What is we were mermaids diving in the sea all day?
We could splash with dolphins. With Ariel we would play!
Or we could be firemen or we could be policemen too!
We all look good in red….we look even better in blue!
What is we were zookeepers like Tom from WRTL
Or we could even be Harry Potters and cast spell after spell!
If it were up to Danny we’d all have super powers.
We would stay up all night to fight crime hour after hour.
What if we were competitive eaters? Ohh that would be legit!
Joey Chestnut wouldn’t know what hit him! Take that hotdog put it in your pipe and smoke it!
We could all be astronauts flying to the moon all the time.
I wish that Jason would consider, being a professional mime.
If it were up to me, Martha Stewart I would be.
Jail sentence and all…she is just so crafty!
Stephane would be a model. He sure knows how to pose.
And Rachel would be a poet, she really knows her prose.
What if we were teachers? It scares me just to think
What we would teach our future generations driving them to need a shrink.
Let’s just stay with kickball, it’s the profession I choose!
Let’s just play forever as Win or Lose We Still Booze!

big up!

just wanted to give our AMAZING captain kristy a big up for making our team pic look SPECTACULAR!

BIG UP CAPTAIN KRISTY!

Poeku number 2

Tequila with Nick
Last time I got way too drunk
Good times this Thursday!

poeku

i have a feeling thursday will be wild
our texas orange shirts won't allow us to play mild
i told poppa nick i would take a shot with him
is this a good idea? lets hope so, or else i might swim
my rhymes don't make sense
but who cares really, don't be so tense!

Flaggin' and Gaggin'

sounds like a porn name right? nope, just badass Rick playin' badass flag football! whaddup?! way to rep Rick (in the same TX orange we play in!)!!

hall of champs!

look! we made it in the hall of champs!!!

Needs & Wants

New season, we need a new picture (echem)

tweet tweet y'all

reminder - send me yo' vids!

MVP Mondays - Evan Parness

every week our BEST CAPTAIN EVER KRISTY gives out the illustrious title of MVP - each game, there has to be one! however, this season, there are two, a male and female. this week the male MVP of the game was Evan. i've decided to ask him a few questions, i got a few answers, and here they are so enjoy!

check out this glorious picture:



what is the biggest issue you have faced with your short shorts?

Keeping my legs in shape and my hair splotchy

how hard do you rock?

I rock at multiple levels. Status Quo is at a high level, or “Level: Funky Cold Medina” as I call it. However, sometimes I need some extra rock and I bring it, or “Level: Hammer Don’t Hurt ‘Em”, as I call it

grape or strawberry? jelly or jam?

Whatever your Mom is serving in the morning. Burn.

how did it feel to wear the mvp cape?

The only that felt better than wearing the MVP cape, was sleeping on the said with the afore-mentioned cape.

if apples are to rooftops, capes are to.....?

poor analogies

if you could rename aces and eights, what would you name it?

Tia’s T’s…hirts

who's a smelly pirate hooker?

Remember the Woman I mentioned in the Jam/Jelly question

moron or more off?

Moron. As in “I spilled beer moron on me than this Thursday than last.”

whats up with that?

I have a small throat and winning lips. THAT’S what’s up with that.

what do you do when you try and hold in a sneeze?

My pants fall and my Hershey bar melts.

anything else?

I haven’t constantly looked so forward to Thursdays since college! Also, sometimes Cherish snores

ow

" ow!  i think i hit my elbow!
i think i hit my knee!
owwwww, i think i hit my elbow on my knee!"

my elbow still hurts

a request

let me know if you have anything and i'll send it their way. for now, scope the NYCSSC YouTube page!

High kick!

'nuff said

Drum roll please:

I don't think I've ever said (wrote) this before so this is big....

Win or Lose We Still Booze has a WINNING RECORD.