kings and queens of COURT B

Friday, April 19, 2013

FMF - Pearly Squirrely's First Game Edition

  • Beep! and her adorable signs
  • The return of CHERISH (our favorite Hot Momma)!
  • Danielle's mad dance skillz
  • Shawn's booty shakin'
  • Rivers Cuomo
  • Stephane and AG attempting to explain 'twerking' 
  • David's Fan Club distracting him from his Reffing duties
  • Mike Marshall's superior kickballing
  • Our ridiculous excitement EVERY TIME WE SCORED


Still laughing about last night. Fav mems!:

  • Baby Pearl at the game
  • Baby Pearl being in the team photo
  • Baby Pearl playing flip cup
  • Almost winning our first game of the season, for a second there
  • I made it home twice! WOOOOO
  • Justin getting a ball to the balls (prob not a fav mem for him)
  • The opposing team constantly kicking the ball into their teammates
  • New friends!
  • Whisper chant for baby's ears
  • Pearl's jeggings and furry-hooded bubble jacket- what a thug!
  • Danielle's and tactic? Dance-off? Whatever it was it was hilarious
  • Divya catching me jammin on the subway on the way to the game
  • My people's music
  • Stephane leaving and coming back to the bar
  • Crazy first game night all around!

Friday, March 15, 2013

FMF - The Shane Birthday Edition

- Kristy's fanny pack
- My assist to Shawn's catch
- Winning!
- All things Ice Luge related, but especially:

  1. Getting ready to pour beer down the luge for Shane and Mike, but both of them being too busy in private dance parties to Kanye, for the whole song
  2. Pouring Red Bull vodkas down the luge for Beer Santa
  3. Pouring a shot down the luge very slowly for Shane, who was not happy about my speed
  4. Just pouring drinks down the luge in general 
- Forcing the photographer to take our pictures
- Doppelganger photo shoot
- Discovering that Diva and I gave our numbers to the same dude...ew 
- The call in the cab to Shane, who was apparently home but could not find his keys
- I love Drunk Birthday Shane

Fav Mems Friday

  • When I caught a ball
  • Shawn's dodges, throws, and cheers- so much jumping and midriff showing!
  • When Danielle accidentally held hands with that guy
  • When the other guy scared Danielle w/ his dancing
  • "I can get you some money"
  • The whole ice luge scene
  • Shane crawling under the couch
  • "Is this reggaeton?"
  • Justin and Ryan coming back to the bar around 1:30 am
  • Not-Lianne

Fave Mem Friday!

  • Girls beating boys.
  • Justin being referred to by the refs as The Gay Cowboy
  • Birthday Ice Luge Shots with Shane!
  • Popping Shawn’s motorboat cherry
  • “Feel my pulse! My heart’s beating so fast! I’m just SO EXCITED!”
  • Evan’s red pants
  • Lianne’s expert Luge-Master abilities
  • Ryan cheating on Survivor. Every time. And no one ever noticing.
  • Kristy’s sequin fanny pack
  • Drunk Shane!!!

Favorite Memory Friday!!!!!!

So many excellent things from last night. To name a few:

Shane turning 26!
Amy W. popping my motorboat cherry!
Winning!!!!! (duh)
My ten minute conversation with Justin in the bathroom!
Burning Thighs all night and today!
So much honesty and secret-telling (you know who you were)!

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Shan-eeeeeeeeeeeee B-dayyyyyyyyyyy

The scene of the crime got an ice luge just for Shane
Clearly this b-day fiesta is going to be insane
Shan-e you are the best, we love you- DUH
I just have one question- ah you friends wit hah?!?!?!

Friday, March 8, 2013

One Fav mem

Shane crop dusting the beer pong players...and Evan and my's discussion that follwed it about that one time in Village Pourhouse.

FMF (and my first ever post!)

I love Favorite Memory Fridays. I do not love Hangover Fridays.

•  Shawn’s judgie-ness
•  Evan being so glad he’s married
•  Career = Korea
•  "Sometimes, I unlike your pictures of Pearl, just so I can go back and like them again."
•  Evan: “GUESS WHAT?! We can have sex!”
   Me: “Uh…”
•  AG’s awesome accent
•  Shane wearing the wrong shirt
•  Captain K's short shorts
•  Divya’s going out/cleaning the house shirt story
•  Shawn’s judgie-ness Part 2
•  “Ahhh you friends with haaaa?”
•  “Is this like that time Lianne said gay guys are the worst?”
    “That never happened!”
•  Ice cube inappropriateness
•  Best, Joe admitting that he automatically deletes any email he gets from me
•  Darnell: “Oh! Shawn – I didn’t recognize you cause I can’t see your penis.”
•  Our 12 person Beer Pong Team
•  AG: “You’re not allowed to come. NO! DON’T COME!”
•  “They’re all gonna have PTSD after this!”
•  Dancing man and his crazy side-arm throw
•  “SEE YA!”

Thursday, March 7, 2013

Friday, March 1, 2013


I forgot one...

Vodka Red Bulls!


- Everyone playing so well that we WON!
- I caught balls!
- Being at the center of the huddle and having the honor of bestowing the title of MVP on Shane
- Shawn's fancy jumps in his fancy shorts
- Learning more about Beer Santa
- I think we told someone we would write about them on the blog but now I don't remember who or why?
- When Divya told that dude that I recognized him at the movie theater and he said he was creeped out
- Ryan and Divya teaching me how to properly do thighs are burnin today

FMF!!! (My First)

1.) Coming back from the brink of defeat by winning three games in a row!
2.) Amy G.'s indignation that they were not going to play her carefully-crafted playlist at the bar.
3.) Shane's sweet catches that kept us in the game.
4.) Amy W.'s bosom.
5.) Amy G.'s tiny shorts.
FMF! My first post! woohoo!

  • "I'm sorry, it's just the most compact way to jump!" -Shawn
  • "Are you wearing nailpolish?"- Me ""No, it's just a top I can blind the other teams"- Shawn
  • Ryan's matrix dodgie move
  • Evan being "the concussion guy"
  • Chanting on the sidewalk
  • Beer Santa being even more amazing
  • New friends with a fantastic mutual disliking...
  • Dancey man
  • Hard hat action...
  • My awesome playlist!

Favorite Mems

It's fav mem fri!

- #winning
- Shawn jumping
- "you have a manicure"
"no it's just top coat. It distracts the other team"
- Lianne in the middle of the cheer circle
- Shane Shane Shane
- Dirty talk with MM

Friday, February 22, 2013


- Even though I missed the game and didn't actually see them, Shawn's booty shorts
- Danielle's dance party. I love watching that girl move it
- When Evan told me I look like Fall
- The Beer Fairy (Beer Santa?)
- When Shane shared his Jello shot with me
- Justin's breakdancing, always
- Closing out Botanica with Ryan and Div

- at the beginning of our first game when the other team got all 5 balls and threw them at us simultaneously and we were like OH SHIT
- shawn's shorts
- when we finally won a game after 11 tries
- our benefactor tim buying us another 47 pitchers and jello shots
- shawn's shorts
- when I was eating pizza with lianne and it was 3:30am


Fav Mem Dodgy

We're back!

-the first time Shawn lept into the air and thought he mooned the whole other team
- the fact that we were able to lose 4 games of dodgy in about 5 min
- when Joe said, 'you giys, if that is how you're going to be then we've already defeated ourselves"
- when Justin did the worm move